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NoJoke47

28 Somerville, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a reader who's in love with her kindle and a vegetarian who supports meat-eaters. I love to bake and to do anything arts and craftsy. I haven't traditionally been an outdoors girl, but would be more than willing to try if I had someone to do things with. I'm quiet when you first meet be but once I get to know you, my sarcastic wit will keep you laughing (hopefully!)
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I email marketing for the Alumni Association of one of the universities here in Boston. I am a fangirl and sometimes-manager at a comedy club in Harvard Square. And a couple weekends a month, I volunteer as an advisor for a youth group in the area.
I’m really good at
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Writing
Baking
Being on time for things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quiet. I tend to keep my thoughts to myself, but when I do open my mouth, I like to think that I what I have to say is worth hearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love long novels (with historical fiction being my favorite genre), and while I've enjoyed too many to list, some recent ones include The Orphan Master's Son by Adam Johnson, Our Mutual Friend by Charles Dickens and A Moment in the Sun by John Sayles

TV: I'm a second-wave Arrested Development fan (I jumped on the bandwagon after the original 3 seasons aired), and I think it is one of the funniest and most well-written shows of all time. There's also a special place in my heart for Futurama (though, oddly, I've never been a fan of the Simpsons).

Food: I like to eat healthfully at home but won't shy away from some unhealthy stuff at restaurants, especially if it involves peanut butter, cake or dessert in general.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A book
2. Peanut butter
3. Cake
4. Chapstick
5. Tea
6. My bed
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying live comedy at the club where I work or a night at home with Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like to get into bed if my feet are dirty.
You should message me if
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You have/enjoy/will tolerate someone with a snarky sense of humor.