Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm on here like most dudes to get laid, but unlike most dudes, i
don't really care about not getting laid. so, if you like your men
skinny, then you're in luck. if you like your men with kinda
average looks, then you've come to the right profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sometimes, i'll browse some users and think about messaging one i
think is cute - but then i'll realize she's got like a million
horny dudes e-mailing her, so i'll go on youtube and listen to a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i think maybe some wickid cunnilingus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i watched a german porno once and it got really, really nasty. i
didn't want to think about sex for about 2 weeks after that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my favourite positions are doggy, froggy, missionary, and holy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
occasionally, something sexy will come into my mind and my
imagination will run wild. i've got a really good imagination and
sometimes all this will lead to a boner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i'm conditioning my body for sex by eating hamburgers and
fudge-stripe cookies. sometimes, i'll do a push-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if you've got a hairy vagina, don't worry, i'm into that. if you've
got a flabby butt, don't fret, that's cool with me. if you're
short, that's sweet. i'm not into big backs though - sorry eh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you think we can stand each other, then why not let your
keyboard do some talking? i'm not promising the best sex you'll
ever have, but i've had some practice so i think i'll be alright.
hopefully, you'll think so too.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.