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NoPsychos83

31 M San Clemente, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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If you like clean shaven little boys, we won't mix. I have a beard, it's big, it's red, I'm proud of it, and it's only going to get bigger. I look like a woodsman, I know how to wield a chainsaw, and I am not a hipster. I'm originally from a place where we hunt, fish, and play tackle football without pads in Sub-0°F weather.

I'm starting to think that all the women in Orange County care more about what you have than what you have to offer. This thing says I have up to a 94% match probability with some of the women on here, and yet every woman I tend to meet is more concerned about the material things in life. That isn't me.

I spent four years in the Army. Spent a lot of time in a third world desert country known for its despots and Oil. It's shaped me in many ways. It allowed me to see the world and I'd like to do it again with someone.

If you like Jeopardy, Trailer Park Boys, watching old cartoons from your youth, going to concerts, B-Horror Flicks, Hiking, Camping, Fishing, trying to figure out stealthy ways to drink in public, staying home every now and then, watching documentaries instead of mind numbing reality TV, and long talks about the wacky things in life, please feel free to hit me up.

Red Hair=My Kryptonite

I'm saving up for sleeves and a chest piece.

I prefer the clearance rack at Target to expensive tastes. One of my favorite pastimes is walking through Nordstroms and getting looked at like a second rate criminal.

I am NOT religious. I am not an atheist, but I have my doubts. Am I close minded about the possibility of an omnipotent being? Not at all, I have the ability to form my opinion around knowledge, if you can sway me, I'm all for it.

Briggs-Myers Type: ESTJ.

I usually dedicate one day of the week to going out and having fun. Other times I like getting friends together in the backyard and BBQing. I don't drink during the week, but I will occasionally indulge in a little 420 and some Pink Floyd after a long day at work. Past that I have been spending my weekends as a single man on the golf course.

It takes a special profile for me to write you first. I know it's not the gentlemanly thing to do, but lets face it ladies, there are not a whole lot of real gentleman on this thing, and they have ruined it for guys like us who want to treat someone like a queen. I'm tired of writing thought out messages after reading someone's profile only to not hear so much as a peep from them. I'd rather get a message saying 'No Thanks' than hear nothing at all.

I'm a normal guy, and chivalry is not dead with me. If you want a guy to treat you like an accessory, I'm sure you'll be able to find one just fine. If you want a guy to open doors for you, pull your chair out, buy you flowers for no reason, cook, take care of you when you're sick, and treat you the way a woman deserves to be treated drop me a line.
What I’m doing with my life
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I run my own little one man operation. It's nice being my own boss, until tax season.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at being a guy. I work with my hands, I can fix things. I don't spend every waking moment looking at myself in the mirror wondering what I can improve. I like beer, whiskey, and BBQ and I rarely go to the gym. For my age though, I have perfect cholesterol, excellent blood pressure, and I only weigh 15lbs more than I did ten years ago. So I must be doing something right.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The big red thing hanging from my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Any early Universal Monsters horror movie, B-Horror schlock, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Grandma's Boy, Gettysburg, Green Street Hooligans, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Slap Shot!, Band of Brothers, Back to the Future Trilogy, Bourne Trilogy, Rum Diary, Equilibrium, American Psycho. Way too many more but that's a start.

Books: I used to be a pretty voracious reader in my youth but the older I get the more books just put me to sleep, and not due to a lack of interest, just old age. When I do read it is quite often military related. I'm a geek for military history. Also I find myself reading tactical combat training books that help keep my senses keen. The old soldier in me doesn't allow me to walk into a room without first figuring out how to clear it efficiently. If I need a break from it I usually look for books that have a high level of humor.

Shows: House M.D., The X-Files, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Deadwood, Carnivalé, No Reservations, Man v. Food, Band of Brothers, The Sopranos, SportsCenter.

Music: All Sorts. Itemized list in no discernible order of importance: Elvis Presley, Portishead, Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Volbeat, Gojira, The Reverend Horton Heat, Nekromantix, Gogol Bordello, Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, The Hillbilly Hellcats, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Royal Crown Revue, Glenn Miller Orchestra, Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, Pink Floyd, the Eagles, Parliament, Chopin, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Giacomo Puccini plus countless others.

Food: Italian, German, Greek, Sushi, Lobster, Clams/Mussels, Snow Crab, New York style pizza, Comfort Food, I love it all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are things That I do not want to live without, but I could go without if it came down to it. Aside from Family here are six things I would have trouble giving up:

1. The music of Elvis Presley.
2. Good Scotch. An 18-year old Glenlivet is just heaven, as is their 16-year old Nádurra, or a 10-year old Glenmorangie.
3. A good barber (A real one, there is a difference)
4. The occasional cigar and game of chess with my best friend in NY.
5. A good Porterhouse steak, cooked rare, seasoned with herbal butter and cracked black pepper.
6. The men I went to war with. We can get vulgar. You will never know a friendship like ours. If you try to get in the way of, or sabotage, said friendship you're gone. Ask my ex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Going back to the 500 acres back home and building a house. I want to retire to the middle of nowhere and spend my days on horseback exploring the wilderness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not going to have a few beers, I'm just home hanging out. If there is a decent concert close by I'll hit that up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In high school I used to get naked after a few beers and streak through town. My friends would just shake their heads. Quite liberating though, and I never got caught (but it was in a town of 1,100 in upstate NY).
You should message me if
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1. You use correct grammar and text each word in its entirety.

2. You can go the length of a meal without looking at your phone.

3. You are actually looking for a guy who is too old to look for hookups or to get some for the fun of it. I want to make someone happy. I will treat you like a Queen until you give me a reason not to.