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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:21pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Its been suggested that online dating is the equivalent of relationship porn. This is a very valid point.

I've come to the realization that in this town women are either: attractive, single, or mentally stable. Pick 2.

Apparently I've answered / skipped all the questions on here. I feel like I've reached the end of the internet...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Blazing a trail at a Fortune 500 company and working the cube life. I wish work was more like The Office...

Not meeting interesting people on the internet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a jerk, or not being a jerk.

Reading for comprehension (and sometimes between the lines).

Using parentheses (I'm just OK at this).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If there was ever such an egotistical question guided by self disillusion...

But, I'm sure its that I'm Caucasian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Stuff n' things.

The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Check it out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee (milk only)
Glasses (or contacts)
PB&J's (with crust)
Showers (not baths)
Stimulus (good or bad)
A weekend (or national holiday)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dating in your 30's is like looking for a parking spot. All the good ones are taken, the rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Why do people have regrets? I mean, every decision you've made up until now has kept you alive. You are making the right survival decision 100% of the time. Good job!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like yellow Starburst.

I ate paint as a kid. My parents told me it was lead free...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I have to convince you to message me, that kind of defeats the purpose of attraction...

Don't message if you are a man, or a robot. Aliens are OK.