Pretty blue eyes and the rest is forgettable.

I am terrible at online dating. I mean, who is good at it anyways? Perhaps people who write biographies, autobiographies, or sociopaths. If you write biographies, get in touch, I've got a profile for you to write. If you are a sociopath, I think I'll pass. If you are a sociopath who writes biographies, we may be able to come to a compromise. Until that point, I suck at this.

I'm a little quirky and eccentric. I have solid values and believe everyone should be treated with respect and fairness until proven otherwise. I am a humanitarian, though that does not mean I don't find faults in society or self-indulgent actions.

I enjoy going to the gym and being fit. I go to the gym 5 days a week and like to do outdoor activities as the weather dictates. Snowboarding, hiking, camping, rock climbing, spelunking, or lounging in the sand all interest me. I've been doing these things since before I can remember, so I feel very comfortable off the beaten path (both in terms of the outdoors and in life itself).

Working way too much. Seriously; eat, sleep, work.

I'm very good at being analytical and logical. I'm a good listener and problem solver, though I often play Devil's Advocate to help you see both sides of the coin. Though we may be friends, I'll tell you that you're wrong if I think so. No one is perfect and I keep people I care about in check. I expect the same from them.

I'll list some other things I believe I am successful at:
Business
Keeping a straight face
Making a deal
Games (video, card, board, and I play to win)
Staying fit
Keeping my cool
People watching
Procrastination
Cooking with instructions
Keeping my chin up
Sarcasm
Dropping my phone (still haven't broken it)
Learning from my mistakes
Adapting
Treating people better than they deserve

I look like someone else they know. Often, people ask me "Have you ever lived here?" or "Do you work there?"

This is not the droid you are looking for.

I read a lot, but usually not books. I read a ton online, mostly alternative news sites or forums. In an attempt to start reading physical books more, I picked up several at Goodwill. I've started to read "Needful Things" by Stephen King and "The Sense of Being Stared At" by Rupert Sheldrake.

I don't tend to watch too much TV, so I like shows where I don't have to be up-and-up on the story to enjoy it. A nature or science show on public television is right up my alley.

Reality TV kills more brain cells than whip-its.

I used to have a massive digital music collection with over 10,000 songs in many genres. This wonderful assortment was lost and I haven't rebuilt it yet. In time...

I nom nom nom on just about everything. I will not eat sardines, monkey brains, or anything made with truffles. Other than that, I like it or am willing to try it. Spicy tuna hand rolls are definitely a treat...

Honestly, there is very little I couldn't do without. Aside from the things essential to my survival, human interaction and mental stimulation would top the list. Without these, what is the point of being alive?

I often think I could be a monk or wanderer if I desired to. I really could live and be happy with very few material possessions. Much of what I have now is a simple byproduct of modern society and convenience. I would get along just fine without them.

Read: I am a minimalist.

Metatron's Cube
Sacred Geometry
Egyptians and Sumerians
The Flower of Life
Global Weirding

Other strange topics that probably belong in a science fiction movie.

How many homeboys have had their pants fall down while going through airport security.

If human interactions can be assigned a quantitative value... Update: They cannot.

If I did the same thing every Friday night, that would be pretty lame, huh?

I once ate paint as a child. My parents told me it was lead free and then took a picture. If I can find it, I will upload it on here.

I think I'm getting fat...

If I have to convince you to message me, that kind of defeats the purpose of attraction...

Besides, we all know ladies don't send the first message.