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Nodels

32 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm fit , a nerd at heart and I love sarcasm. Whipping my bike over to trinity bells with a bag full of beer and a book is a favorite way to spend a sat. Kick in a Frisbee and you've got a pretty good day. Love playing a challenging game of tennis. I'm happy anytime time I'm out wondering the city, but I also enjoy my couch and watching tv in mini marathons. I don't have the patients to care for week to week shows. I'm intelligent, witty, politically incorrect and overly polite at times,' impatient as hell and a pretty good cook.  I can fix shit. I can break shit.  Ill take a dive bar or pub over techno and a club, and concerts or the great outdoors over both. 
What I’m doing with my life
Managing property, Ridding bikes, watching movies, being social, trying to make sure I'm getting the most out of it.
I’m really good at
I'm amazing at making offensive, politically incorrect jokes, being immature at times, not taking myself too seriously! people watching, problem solving, referencing star wars and Simpsons. I also make a mean brunch and cook fantastic bacon.
The first things people usually notice about me
That would be all the people around me laughing at my jokes and attempting to be part of my awesome. Which I reserve for a select few. Seriously I think people usually notice how friendly I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'm gonna go by author if you like these guys we probably have the same tastes.
Chuck Palahniuk; William Burroughs; David Sadaris; Bret Easton Ellis; Kurt Vonnegut.
All ways looking for recommendations...

Music wise, I'm a huge hip hop head. Never with out Camp Lo, Wu or Boot camp. But also love Wilco, Modest Mouse, The New Pornographers, M83, mount Kimbie, on and on...
Stand up albums are always in rotation. Currently Patrice O'neil "Mr. P". This album keeps me looking crazy by having me laugh out loud publicly on my walk to work.

I’m all about TV marathons, I don’t watch too much during the week, and I’m way to impatient to watch a show weekly. I need immediate gratification. I've been known to spend the occasional Sunday hung over laying in bed snacking and gaping out to TV, but I'm easily disappointed by a completely wasted day so always ends up dragging myself out of bed at some point. I love Arrested Development and will watch it anytime someone makes the suggestion. It just gets better and better the more I watch it. The Wire was amazing. And I’m just thinking about getting into Breaking Bad but might save it for next winter. I’m currently geeking out to Game of Thrones, and The Workaholics.
The six things I could never do without
1. Iphone
2. Ipad
3. High Tops
4. Bacon
5. California Sandwich's
6. Crew
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You know when driving up north to go camping, and like 10 minutes away from the camp grounds you drive by a house with a camper out front. I spend I lot of time wondering where the f... These people are camping. They live where you camp...

Also how Home Alone might need to be rated R. After watching in with my niece over Christmas, and then having her constantly telling me " To get my lying, yellow, no-good keister off her property, before she pumps my guts full of lead!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Grabing some beers and chilling in with friends. Getting into fights over Trivial Pursuit. Checking out a pub. Or having a beer with the work crew.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you're looking for ninja lessons, or want some help creating witty banter over beers...

You have beauty, brains. Are cute, sexy open minded, intelligent, adventurous and have a kind heart. You don't mind a night out getting stupid.

You are looking for more then just casual dating. I want a relationship