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Cool_Story_Bro__

35 Portland, OR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My pictures are recent and reflect what I actually look like.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished another degree. I have been a perpetual student until now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
parallel parking
flipping the record
phlebotomy
getting good grades
and eating insanely spicy food.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Red hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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•I'm really more of a movie person than tv: Dario Argento, Werner Herzog, Polanski, Almodovar, Kubrick, Woody Allen, Cassavetes,

•Food: Seafood. I only eat animals that don't blink.

•Music: Sam Cooke, Bill Withers, Nina Simone, Fred Neil, Ink Spots, the Kinks, Velvet Underground, Big Star, Manitas de Plata, Tim Hardin, Tim and NOT Jeff Buckley, Brigitte Fontaine, T.Rex, Neil Young, Neil Diamond, Stevie Wonder, early BeeGees, Bowie, Flying Burrito Brothers, Woodie Guthrie, Robert Johnson, Odetta, Django Reinhardt, Stooges, Bill Withers, Howlin' Wolf, Townes van Zandt, Leonard Cohen, Jackson C. Frank, Rocket from the Tombs, Skip Spence, King Crimson, the Real Kids, 100 Flowers...

•Books: Faulkner, Tennessee Williams, Margarite Duras, Paul Farmer, Bulgakov, Nathaniel West, Ted Hughes, Joe Orton, Dostoyevsky and other stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tapatio, Sriracha, Cholula, Mirellas. Valentina, Habanero Hot Sauce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What being "down to earth" means. Please don't message me telling me that I seem really "down to earth".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working in healthcare means that the concept of weekends are kind of meaningless to me. I prefer to go out during the week anyway.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like drinking water.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can deal with a tall woman that might be 5'11 in heels. Some guys feel emasculated by this so I'd rather just put that out there now.

You don't have tribal tattoos. Other tattoos are ok.

Also, if you're a nice guy. There is the old adage that women love assholes. Not this girl. Bring out the nice guys!

and...
you think this is amazing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E