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Noelle_Grace

25 Pacific, MO Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 9, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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To begin with, I would call myself a writer, if I actually had the time to write anything. I graduated from Truman State University with a B.F.A. in Creative Writing, intending to become a super-rish and famous author--but, as a mom, I have very little time to actually pursue the goal. And generally, I'm ok with that, for now.

Speaking of--I'm a mom, and I love it. My daughter is one of the best parts of my life. Honestly, that's all I can say. It's awesome.

I'd call myself moderately intelligent. I have my blonde moments, but I'm generally pretty sharp--I'm the teacher's pet, the kid who always got strait A's in school, even though she spent the entire class period reading a book rather than actually paying attention. But there are a lot of subjects I really struggle with, and when it comes down to it, I really am no better than anyone else at anything other than writing.

Most people consider me shy, I think, because I am generally a quiet person. And I suppose that would be a pretty accurate description. I enjoy hanging out with people very much, but it does wear me out. And I am usually quiet more because I am listening and observing than that I feel uncomfortable speaking. Once I get to know people well enough, I am usually laughing and chatting as much as the next super-nerdy, introverted, kinky sub girl.

Yes, I am into BDSM, and no, I am not ashamed. It's an important part of my life, and I enjoy it. I'd call myself a slave if my husband was ready to be a Master, but as it is, I'm a sub, and also a masochist. Vanilla doesn't interest me for very long, so fair warning

Aside from all that, like I said, I'm a nerd. I like games of all kinds--board games (Mage Knight, Settlers of Catan, Battlestar Gallactica); Card games (Munchkin, Dominion); Video games (anything rpg-Zelda, Final Fantasy, etc); and Tabletops. I also love to read, and of course write.

Anything else you want to know--I'm awesome at answering questions. I answer questions like a BOSS.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mainly, being a stay-at-home mom. I do some writing on occasion, but spend a lot of time gaming, and doing crazy kinky things ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an awesome writer, mom, and occasional slut. Otherwise...I get by, haha.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, my boobs, and my hair, physically. Personality-wise, that I'm a little shy, often quiet, but intelligent, open-minded, and quick to laugh. I'm a little overweight, because of the whole having-a-baby thing. But once I get back to my ideal weight, I consider myself pretty hot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Codex Alera Series, and the Dresden Files (Jim Butcher); The Kingkiller Chronicles (Patrick Rothfuss); A Song of Ice and Fire Series (George R R Martin); The Black Company Series (Glen Cook); The Wheel of Time Series (Robert Jordan); Anything by Cherise Sinclaire, or Lexi Blake, for my kinkier moments.

Movies: UP, Aladdin, Lord of the Rings, the Prestige, Harry Potter, Inception, Real Steel, Star Wars, How to train Your Dragon, The Road to Eldorado, The Emperor's New Groove, Tropic Thunder, Taladega Nights, Dodgeball, Nacho Libre, Serenity

Shows: Dexter, Vampire Diaries, White Collar, Lie to Me, Gurren Lagann, Firefly, South Park, Battlestar Gallactica, Death Note, Code Geass, House of Cards, My Little Pony, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Eureka, Better off Ted, Sons of Anarchy, Dollhouse, Wilfred, Louis, Fairly Odd Parents, Revenge.

Music: Um, everything?

Food: Pizza, for Sure. And ice cream. Cookies are also nice. And Bacon! Can't forget bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter
My husband
BDSM
The internet
Books
Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
BDSM
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing games--whether board games, RPG's, or video games--with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty much an open book. My mom was/is a meth addict. I have Fibromyalgia. I have rape fantasies. I mean, anything you want to know, and many things you don't, I have no problem talking about.
You should message me if
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If you're a girl or a couple looking for a serious relationship with another fun couple.

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