Things that will not happen: Adventures, lots of social stuff, or spending money.
Things that will happen: Making things and then revising them endlessly until they're the child nobody could possibly have. That along with pretend baby-making, the occasional nihilistic dance off, binge drinking, thinking of stuff that isn't immediately around us, and rampant media consumption followed by lively discussions.
There's plenty of types that do that because they balance their hearts with their heads, so lets get into specifics:
Politics/criticism also matter to me a fuckton. I'm Mckinnon > Dworkin, Ward Churchill > Winston Churchill, Parenti > Chomsky, Achebe > Jackson, Campbell > Watts, etc, etc, etc. Heteronormativity annoys the living shit out of me, as does anybody who simply can't place themselves in another's shoes. Conservative thinkers lose my interest quick -I seriously don't care what your tenants are.
I prize semantics over the presented information.
Dorks need not apply and normies must have a wicked side.
EDIT: Forgot to add that I'm not available for like a month. Penpals are welcome.