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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 10
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things that will not happen: Lots of social stuff or spending money.

Things that will happen: Making things and then revising them endlessly until they're the child nobody could possibly have, confronting uncomfortable truths because it's fun the way breathing is, the occasional nihilistic dance off/grind, thinking of stuff that isn't immediately around us, and rampant media consumption followed by lively discussions.

There's plenty of types that do that because they balance their hearts with their heads, so lets get into specifics:

Politics/criticism matter to me a fuckton.

Conservative thinkers lose my interest quick -I seriously don't care what your tenants are.

I prize semantics over the information it expresses.

Dorks need not apply and normies must have a wicked side.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
How about what life is doing to me?


I'll write/edit anything- and until I have another crash-egg it's full time :( Current topics include crowd sourcing, motors, Legos, software, fitness, travel, medicine, and self help.


Figuring out ways to stop freelance writing, which at this point means finding a job in sales or something prolly.


I value expression, most particularly when the topic harnesses allegory or uses craft to drive theme.

Propaganda is fun to analyze.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Long walks on the street
Recalling details and making people uncomfortable
Smiling at inappropriate times
Finding stuff
Weeviling through lines
Guessing expectations
Talking/writing too much
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my bewildered smile or get-it-done scowl I'd think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Total entertainment junky but this is some of the information I like/collect and took the time to list. Hazards of the job. Anyways, concentrated:

Music: Liturgy, Nina Simone, Spoon, Killer Mike, Toasters, Shellac, Peggy Lee, Dope Body, Miwa Gemini, Seth Augustus, Keysla, Primus, El-P.

Books: Shadow Country, Oryx and Crake, Joe Abercrombie, The Forsyte Saga, A Distant Mirror, Henderson the Rain King, The Power and the Glory.

Movies: Repo Man, Intacto, Ran, Culloden, Barry Lyndon, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, History of Violence, Mephisto, The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, The Proposition, Naked Lunch, Sexy Beast

T.V shows: Texhnolyze, Black Mirror, The Tudors (season 1 only), The Wire, Venture Bros, Planetes, Treme

Food: I'll eat anything provided it doesn't lead to ebola or whatever.

Lots of CRPGs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My nervous system and all five senses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Raising hell, writing, getting an early night's sleep, or something I didn't count on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Admit? Not much. Can acknowledge plenty though.
You should message me if
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**Seriously, sex is fun and shit but there's a solid chance I'm not interested if you can't look yourself in the mirror and think "I'd bone that."**

Prefer people over social roles.

Also, we just won't get along if your mood doesn't lift while listening to Battles' and Yamantaka Eye's "Sundome." Erm...