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Noizeannoys

37 M Amma, WV

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Swahili (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a very friendly, out-going person, and will go out of my way to do someone a favor. I have more friends than I can count and no enemies I can think of.

I enjoy road trips and seeing things I've never seen before. I love music and listening to live music. I've played music in various bands since I was 15 years old and I have no plans of stopping any time soon. I like getting outdoors. I loves animals I have a pug dog and two elderly cats. I have an odd sense of humor which people either get or they don't. I love children but don't have any of my own.

The things I find most attractive in a lady is intelligence, creativity, and a good sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
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That's a very good question. I recently left a career as a social worker because it was making me absolutely miserable. I fell back on my old skill sets in construction and worked under a general contractor for a while building new homes. I recently set out on my own as an independent handyman for hire. This move seems promising so far but it's still to early to tell.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at fixing things and figuring out how to do things I have never done before. I'd like to say that I am a good musician but I'm better at faking my way as a good musician. I'm very good at trivia, I know a little bit about almost everything. I'm very good at finding the humor in most unlikely of situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people usually notice about me is my strange sense of humor, which could be described as intellectual toilet humor. Some people appreciate it, others don't understand it, and some are repulsed by it. Others have told me I have captivating eyes, but I don't know I've never seen them outside a mirror.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most of my reading is of a technical or informative nature. Fiction usually has a hard time holding my attention but some novels I've read and enjoyed include Dead Eye Dick, Lord of the Flies, and Stranger in a Strange Land.

I like nearly all types of movies as long as they are done well and not just pure garbage just shit out to draw in the mindless masses. As far as favorite movies I don't think I really have any favorites, just don't make me watch The Fast and The Furious.

I don't really fallow any TV shows that have an on-going story line. I've tried it and always end up missing an episode or two and giving up. I watch a good bit of history channel, discovery, the science channel, but no shows in particular. TV is seen as last resort entertainment to me.

Music has always been and always will be a very important part of my life. I can appreciate nearly all types of music if it is done well but most of it isn't. The styles of music I hold most closely to my heart include old school punk rock, classic country, rockabilly, early psychedelic rock, 20's - 40's folk, and experimental rock. The styles of music that generally seriously offend my ears are nu-metal, contemporary country, and contemporary christian. So if you're a Korn or Toby Keith fan we probably will not get along. Bands I like include but are not limited to he Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys, The Byrds, The Ramones, The Clash, The Buzzcocks, The Vibrators, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, James Brown, Otis Redding, Ray Charles, The Ronettes, CCR, Woody Guthrie, David Bowie, The Stooges, Big Star, The Kinks, Them, The Hollies, Reigning Sound, Devo, The Fall, Wire, Wipers, The Damned, Talking Heads, The Velvet Underground, Television Personalities, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, Calexico, The Sadies, The Mekons, Porter Wagoner, Wanda Jackson, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Fugazi, The Three Johns, Punishment of luxury, Gram Parsons, Little Jimmy Dickens, The Dead Milkmen, Buck Owens, Hank Williams Sr. pretty much anything that doesn't suck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Friends and family
Pug dogs and kittens
Gummy candy
.... I think I'm pretty much set with those things, I'm not a man of many needs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In 1971–1972 the Indonesian government launched "Operasi Koteka" ("Operation Penis Gourd") which consisted primarily of trying to encourage the people to wear shorts and shirts because such clothes were considered more "modern." But the people did not have changes of clothing, did not have soap, and were unfamiliar with the care of such clothes so the unwashed clothing caused skin diseases. There were also reports of men wearing the shorts as hats and the women using the dresses as carrying bags.

Eventually the Indonesian government's campaign were abandoned. Nevertheless, western clothing is required in government buildings, and children are required to wear western clothing in school. Penis gourds are still considered acceptable attire in church, however.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm going out with friends or sometimes playing a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend a lot of time thinking about Operation Penis Gourd.
You should message me if
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If you would like to get to know me better or you would like to know more about Operation Penis Gourd.