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Nolfie

22 M Kingston upon Hull, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ahoyhoy.

A forum link lead me here for a quiz way back when so I made an account to save the results. And then filled it out because I'm a wanker. And then stayed because me and the gf are complete sad ass motherfucking loners who only socialise with work mates so if you are really that bored, grab a pint with me yo.
((And I know that sentences shouldn't start with 'and'. I just like to :P))

Summary: I'm a complete twat. Poop jokes are my middle names so unless you can handle me giggling like a girl at a picture of a toilet and countless, really bad impressions, we is not gon' be friends dawg.

I'm currently battling with the end of my degree, with 26,000 words to write in five weeks because I'm a complete shit. I already had a year out for medical stuff so yeah, I procrastinate a lot. Procrastinating right now by updating this shite.

I also swear an ungodly amount.

'I'm not horrible, I'm just a bastard'. <- Me, about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying History at Uni pretty fucking badly. I also work at Wetherspoons.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Stupid shit
- Generally being more thick than anyone has a right to be at Uni
- Procrastinating so hard I take a year out, lol
- Slut drops when I'm fucked off my face in Sugar Mill
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- 'Is that kid twelve?'
- I'm a fatty but carry all my weight on top like an orange with tooth pick legs
- Giant head
- Just generally fucking weird looking
- I'm a dipshit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fuck this question.

I hate being told to be friends with someone because 'oh you both like ((insert shitty show that everyone and their mother watches))'. Sucks ass dude. Become friends because you laugh at the same shit and take the best (or grossest) selfies on nights out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This shit isn't going to be super serious cause I cba:
- Having a stupid cat
- Having a stupid dog
((No seriously, they're really dumb))
- Jimmie jammies (for clothes, sleep naked like a tramp)
- A cider after work because motherfucking customers are complete jizz rags
- Wetherspoons discount
- Poop jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I have to pee or shall I just wait until my bladder bursts? After all, the toilet is upstairs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone on the internet, attempting to socialise, being an arse with my girlfriend, commuting home, at work. Whatever. I do not have a schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love bad fanfiction, LOVE it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to chat, spazz about or potentially grab a pint because all my friends have left Uni/me and the gf have randomly become lonely lame arsed fuckers.
We're cool.