A forum link lead me here for a quiz way back when so I made an account to save the results. And then filled it out because I'm a wanker. And then stayed because me and the gf are complete sad ass motherfucking loners who only socialise with work mates so if you are really that bored, grab a pint with me yo.
((And I know that sentences shouldn't start with 'and'. I just like to :P))
Summary: I'm a complete twat. Poop jokes are my middle names so unless you can handle me giggling like a girl at a picture of a toilet and countless, really bad impressions, we is not gon' be friends dawg.
I'm currently battling with the end of my degree, with 26,000 words to write in five weeks because I'm a complete shit. I already had a year out for medical stuff so yeah, I procrastinate a lot. Procrastinating right now by updating this shite.
I also swear an ungodly amount.
'I'm not horrible, I'm just a bastard'. <- Me, about myself.