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Nom_x3

26 / M / straight / Married

Memphis, Tennessee

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
—
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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I am awesome, goofy, and hungry.

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My Self-Summary

Newly-minted attorney at a small Memphis firm. Despite this, I usually manage to be fairly easy-going. We'll see what happens when the pressures of practice actually get around to crushing my soul.

I enjoy eating, drinking, and cooking, but I have to admit I'm not generally a huge fan of people.

I'm not especially nice, though I'm also not mean. It's just that I have limited patience and a sarcastic sense of humor.

What I’m doing with my life

Attorney by day... attorney by night. Not that I have to work nights or anything, I just don't have some awesome alter-ego or anything. That's a shame, really.

I’m really good at

Everything. Perhaps not, but a well-developed sense of self-worth makes the days go by much more pleasantly.

The first things people usually notice about me

Probably not that much, really. I don't think I have any physical attributes that are particularly obvious. There's a picture, though, so you can see for yourself. I'm also typically fairly quiet when you first meet me, so you probably wouldn't notice me at all.

I guess if you saw me eating you might notice that I can throw down food like nobody's business. That's probably about it, though.

Except someone did once tell me that I seemed to have an affinity for adverbs. I guess I have that going for me. Of course, is that something they first noticed about me, or is it more that "adverb use" something I'm really good at? I should have really stopped while I was ahead...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I must warn you that inclusio unius is not exclusio alterius.

Books: Anything by Michael Pollan, Nobokov (or other post-modern authors), Orxy and Crake, the collected works of Roald Dahl, Beard on Bread

Movies: The Princess Bride, The Professional, Super Troopers, The Usual Suspects, Fantasia (Yes, I'm serious. Fantasia 2000 is fine, too), Se7en, Shawshank Redemption, Futurama (I know it's not a movie. Except the ones that are movies. Deal with it.)

Music: Dispatch, Ben Harper, Badly Drawn Boy, Modest Mouse, The Streets, Chemical Brothers, Elliot Smith, Nick Drake

Food: Indian, Mexican, cheese, gin, BBQ, Vietnamese (Lotus!), beer, homemade bread

That's enough for now.

The six things I could never do without

(1) DVR (ah, what you can accomplish when you don't have to worry about being home for that one show you want to watch).
(2) Library card (free books!).
(3) Laptop (<3 the internets).
(4) Third gear (the real work horse).
(5) A well-stocked pantry/freezer/fridge (nom nom nom).
(6) Pandora (not much that's better at getting me through a long day at the office).

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The law (distract me from this), delicious food, whether my new single-speed bike makes me a hipster (I'm thinking no), sneaking away on vacation, and how to make the perfect loaf of bread (I think I'm pretty close).

On a typical Friday night I am

Dinner, drinks, DVR.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I claim to hate dancing, and refuse to do it in public, but I dance all the time in the privacy of my own home. Booty dancing is my favorite.

You should message me if

You love food. Or you have a dog that I can help you walk. Or you're really awesome. Or you're bored. Really, there aren't too many requirements beyond not thinking I'm an unacceptable level of crazy.

You would have to be willing to associate with a lawyer-type, but it would be nice if you're in no way affiliated with the practice of law. This includes you, paralegals, legal secretaries, court reporters, and court clerks.

Seriously. Having no affiliation with the law is a serious bonus.

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