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29 Tucson, AZ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:33pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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It turns out, I'm actually leaving Tucson at the end of May. So, If you want a short relationship of exploring ghost towns, breweries, and dog-friendly trails, then hit me up. Also, if there is something you know I need to see before I leave Tucson forever, don't be afraid to tell me.

Lets be real, nobody is good at writing these things. So, I'll just be honest. Not to brag, but I can be pretty awesome. Trust me.

Everybody always says "I love to laugh" and such; but honestly, who doesn't? Personally, I love to make others laugh. To me, there's nothing better than getting someone to laugh so hard they almost pee themselves. Everybody needs goals.

Anyway, I moved to Tucson to teach a year ago. So yeah, I'm a teacher.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching 5th grade. Taming lions. Training seals. Herding cats. Saving the world. Chasing my own tail. Take your pick. It all feels the same sometimes.

Basically, I'm impressed that I have all my shit together, finally. Car, job, not living with the parents; Its almost like I'm a real grown-up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing wheelies in wheelchairs. Pouring the perfect beer. Drinking that perfect beer. Lying to 5th graders. Back rubs. Cooking (no joke). Smoke signals. Finding humor in tough situations. Burning things. Directions and maps and stuff.

Also, I'm really good at useless trivia. Being a history nerd, I LOVE useless facts about esoteric topics. Part of being a teacher is having an answer for everything. But, I am useful at trivia nights.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My nose or my sense of humor . . . usually the nose gets there first. But, I've learned to love my nose and (almost) everything it smells.

Also, I'm doing a beard challenge with my students. Subsequently, my beard is growing more glorious every day. That is, until the day all of my students turn in their weekly assignment on time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movies are too numerous to list. I love film and it would be impossible to rank my favorites. Anything by Wes Anderson, the Coen Brothers, Scorsese, Tarantino, and the like.

Favorite Books: Catch-22, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Calvin & Hobbes (that counts!), Farenheit-451, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Fight Club, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, For Whom the Bell Tolls, and anything by Kurt Vonnegut to name a few. Although lately I have only been reading non-fictions.

Favorite Music: The old stuff, the new stuff, the classic stuff, the punk stuff. You know, the good stuff.

Favorite Shows: Simpsons, The Daily Show (religiously), Community, Orange is the New Black, The Office, The Walking Dead, Futurama, Venture Bros., The Boondocks, South Park, Parks & Recreation, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Freaks & Geeks, Its Always Sunny, Archer, Saturday Night Live, Rocko's Modern Life, The League, The Wire and so many more.

I love food. I believe it is important to try everything at least once, so I very adventurous. So far, I have tried: Snake, gator, kangaroo, camel, turtle, elk, wild boar, rabbit, deer, and probably a few others I cant remember. After all, whatever doesn't kill you, could make you violently ill for days.
Although I love to grill and I call myself a carnivore, I have been trying to find ways to eat healthier. I'm addicted to visiting the farmer's markets every weekend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, Bella
Chocolate Milk
My Beard
My Nalgene
Chocolate Milk (its worth repeating)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets it, and stops my mind from wandering.
Where it will gooooooooooooo"

Oh, and little stuff like how can I make the world a better place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nothing crazy, usually. A beer? Netflix? Whatever I feel like doing mostly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing in the shower . . . badly.
You should message me if
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if you ever wanted to visit a ghost town.

Also, judging by what I've read, it seems some males are open about sending photos of their high-pressure vein canes. I can promise that is something I do not do.