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30 Schenectady, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nobody is good at writing these things. So, I'll try to be honest. Not to brag, but I can be pretty awesome sometimes. Trust me.

Everybody always says "I love to laugh" and such; but honestly, who doesn't? Personally, I love to make others laugh. To me, there's nothing better than getting someone to laugh so hard they almost pee themselves. Almost. Everybody needs goals.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching youngins. Taming lions. Training seals. Herding cats. Saving the world. Chasing my own tail. Take your pick. It all feels the same sometimes. Now, I am a teacher on summer break. I'm spending as much time up at Lake George as I can.

Basically, I'm impressed that I have all my shit together, finally. Car, job, bills; Its almost like I'm a real grown-up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing wheelies in wheelchairs. Pouring the perfect beer. Drinking that perfect beer. Lying to 5th graders. Back rubs. Cooking (no joke). Smoke signals. Finding humor in tough situations. Burning things. Directions and maps and stuff. Being awkward (lets have an awkward competition!)

I've been told I'm a good tour guide, so I've always got that to fall back on. Also, I'm really good at useless trivia. Being a history nerd, I LOVE useless facts about esoteric topics. Part of being a teacher is having an answer for everything. But, I am useful at trivia nights.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nose or my sense of humor . . . usually the nose gets there first. But, I've learned to love my nose and (almost) everything it smells.

Also, I'm doing a beard challenge with my students. Subsequently, my beard is growing more glorious every day. That is, until the day all of my students turn in their weekly assignment on time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movies are too numerous to list. I love film and it would be impossible to rank my favorites. Anything by Wes Anderson, the Coen Brothers, Scorsese, Tarantino, and the like.

Favorite Books: Catch-22, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Calvin & Hobbes (that counts!), Farenheit-451, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Fight Club, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, For Whom the Bell Tolls, and anything by Kurt Vonnegut to name a few. Although lately I have only been reading non-fictions.

Favorite Music: The old stuff, the new stuff, the classic stuff, the punk stuff. You know, the good stuff.

Favorite Shows: Simpsons, The Daily Show (religiously), Community, Orange is the New Black, The Office, The Walking Dead, Futurama, Venture Bros., The Boondocks, South Park, Parks & Recreation, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Freaks & Geeks, Its Always Sunny, Archer, Saturday Night Live, Rocko's Modern Life, The League, The Wire and so many more.

I love food. I believe it is important to try everything at least once, so I very adventurous. So far, I have tried: Snake, gator, kangaroo, camel, turtle, elk, wild boar, rabbit, deer, and probably a few others I cant remember. After all, whatever doesn't kill you, could make you violently ill for days.
Although I love to grill and I call myself a carnivore, I have been trying to find ways to eat healthier. I'm addicted to visiting the farmer's markets every weekend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, Bella
Chocolate Milk
Craft beer
My Nalgene
Good coffee
Chocolate Milk (its worth repeating)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets it, and stops my mind from wandering.
Where it will gooooooooooooo"

Why can't my internal monologue have David Attenborough's voice?

Oh, and little stuff like how can I make the world a better place and how can I make myself a better omelet, i mean person.

I believe strongly in social justice, feminism, and LGBT rights. Sooooooooooo Republicans need not apply.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing in the shower . . . badly.

Oh, and I suck at this whole dating thing. Can we skip the first few dates and just get to the part where we're awesomely comfortable together already?
You should message me if
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if you ever wanted to visit a ghost town.
if you're new to the area and you need a nerdy tour guide.
if you appreciate good beer or coffee.
if you have an awesome dog that wants to meet other awesome dogs.
if you like visiting garage sales and flea markets.
If you can appreciate this:

Also, judging by what I've read, it seems some males are, let us say, very open about sending photos of their, ummmmm, high-pressure vein canes. I can promise that is something I do not do.