Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sarcastic, cynical joker, who still worries about other
people's comfort. A fan of humor of all sorts, usually the more
surprising or irreverent, the better. I'm a social creature, but
not the life of the party type. I'm more likely to be a reserved
observer until I'm drawn into conversation or activity. I can come
off as stand-offish at first, but it usually passes quickly.
I'm a logical individual, to the point that most of my moral
decisions are logically based. Well, a combination of logic and
respect. Despite the sarcastic nature, honor and respect are still
I'm a fan of odd theories, cult classic books and movies, and
pretty much anything that makes me think. I'm still a 90's kid at
heart, and I'm not really ashamed of it. Too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By night, managing a restaurant and wine bar in Baltimore. By day,
doing whatever presents itself. Any sporting event involving a bird
mascot, random adventures to wherever for any reason, or, well,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know if I'm really good, but cooking. Random late night
conversations. The kind that last until sun up, but really don't go
anywhere. Procrastinating until the very last second, but still
hitting deadlines. Rambling. Lots and lots of rambling. Both
physically and verbally. See? I'm doing it right now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not really sure. I don't know that I've ever asked anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors... Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Dan Brown, Anne Rice
(Still. I know.), and anyone with a touch for the
supernatural/philosophic crossed with the suspenseful. Also, any
Movies... Anything Kevin Smith ever did... except Jersey Girl.
Grandma's Boy, Half Baked, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail,
Hackers, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Pi, Trainspotting, Groove,
and a half million more.
Shows... Breaking Bad, House, Clone High, old Ren and Stimpy,
Rocco's Modern Life, Weeds, Scrubs, South Park, Aqua Teen, and
Family Guy. For starters.
Music - A mix of rock, hip hop, and a little electronic. I'm pretty
much open to anything besides country.
Food - Pretty much anything ever. There's not much I'm not willing
to try, and I currently survive on a diet that ranges from RoFo
chicken to fine dining.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond the obvious necessities? This could be a tough one..
- My iPhone. I held out for as long as I could, but, well... I'm
- Coffee. In large quantities.
- Whisky. Especially when added to coffee.
- Contacts. I'm seriously blind without them.
- Something four legged and furred. Currently, my cat.
- (Semi) Witty banter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and Everything... philosophy, religion, odd
theories... sex, drugs, rock and roll... and everything in between.
Probably too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late, then heading home to try and unwind in time to get a
reasonable amount of sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have two brothers and a sister that I didn't meet until I was 24,
and I'm not adopted.
You should message me if
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You're a little cynical, a little crazy, and a little goofy. Bonus
points if you can tell me the average wing velocity of an unladen
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