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NomadicUnderdog

29 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sarcastic, cynical joker, who still worries about other people's comfort. A fan of humor of all sorts, usually the more surprising or irreverent, the better. I'm a social creature, but not the life of the party type. I'm more likely to be a reserved observer until I'm drawn into conversation or activity. I can come off as stand-offish at first, but it usually passes quickly.

I'm a logical individual, to the point that most of my moral decisions are logically based. Well, a combination of logic and respect. Despite the sarcastic nature, honor and respect are still important concepts.

I'm a fan of odd theories, cult classic books and movies, and pretty much anything that makes me think. I'm still a 90's kid at heart, and I'm not really ashamed of it. Too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By night, managing a restaurant and wine bar in Baltimore. By day, doing whatever presents itself. Any sporting event involving a bird mascot, random adventures to wherever for any reason, or, well, anything else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know if I'm really good, but cooking. Random late night conversations. The kind that last until sun up, but really don't go anywhere. Procrastinating until the very last second, but still hitting deadlines. Rambling. Lots and lots of rambling. Both physically and verbally. See? I'm doing it right now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really sure. I don't know that I've ever asked anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books/Authors... Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Dan Brown, Anne Rice (Still. I know.), and anyone with a touch for the supernatural/philosophic crossed with the suspenseful. Also, any good thriller.

Movies... Anything Kevin Smith ever did... except Jersey Girl. Grandma's Boy, Half Baked, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, Hackers, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Pi, Trainspotting, Groove, and a half million more.

Shows... Breaking Bad, House, Clone High, old Ren and Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, Weeds, Scrubs, South Park, Aqua Teen, and Family Guy. For starters.

Music - A mix of rock, hip hop, and a little electronic. I'm pretty much open to anything besides country.

Food - Pretty much anything ever. There's not much I'm not willing to try, and I currently survive on a diet that ranges from RoFo chicken to fine dining.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beyond the obvious necessities? This could be a tough one..
- My iPhone. I held out for as long as I could, but, well... I'm hooked.
Damn progress.
- Coffee. In large quantities.
- Whisky. Especially when added to coffee.
- Contacts. I'm seriously blind without them.
- Something four legged and furred. Currently, my cat.
- (Semi) Witty banter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and Everything... philosophy, religion, odd theories... sex, drugs, rock and roll... and everything in between. Probably too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late, then heading home to try and unwind in time to get a reasonable amount of sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have two brothers and a sister that I didn't meet until I was 24, and I'm not adopted.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a little cynical, a little crazy, and a little goofy. Bonus points if you can tell me the average wing velocity of an unladen swallow...