30 Baltimore, MD
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My self-summary
I'm a sarcastic, cynical joker, who still worries about other people's comfort. A fan of humor of all sorts, usually the more surprising or irreverent, the better. I'm a social creature, but not the life of the party type. I'm more likely to be a reserved observer until I'm drawn into conversation or activity. I can come off as stand-offish at first, but it usually passes quickly.

I'm a logical individual, to the point that most of my moral decisions are logically based. Well, a combination of logic and respect. Despite the sarcastic nature, honor and respect are still important concepts.

I'm a fan of odd theories, cult classic books and movies, and pretty much anything that makes me think. I'm still a 90's kid at heart, and I'm not really ashamed of it. Too much.
What I’m doing with my life
By night, managing a restaurant and wine bar in Baltimore. By day, doing whatever presents itself. Any sporting event involving a bird mascot, random adventures to wherever for any reason, or, well, anything else.
I’m really good at
I don't know if I'm really good, but cooking. Random late night conversations. The kind that last until sun up, but really don't go anywhere. Procrastinating until the very last second, but still hitting deadlines. Rambling. Lots and lots of rambling. Both physically and verbally. See? I'm doing it right now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not really sure. I don't know that I've ever asked anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors... Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Dan Brown, Anne Rice (Still. I know.), and anyone with a touch for the supernatural/philosophic crossed with the suspenseful. Also, any good thriller.

Movies... Anything Kevin Smith ever did... except Jersey Girl. Grandma's Boy, Half Baked, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, Hackers, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Pi, Trainspotting, Groove, and a half million more.

Shows... Breaking Bad, House, Clone High, old Ren and Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, Weeds, Scrubs, South Park, Aqua Teen, and Family Guy. For starters.

Music - A mix of rock, hip hop, and a little electronic. I'm pretty much open to anything besides country.

Food - Pretty much anything ever. There's not much I'm not willing to try, and I currently survive on a diet that ranges from RoFo chicken to fine dining.
The six things I could never do without
Beyond the obvious necessities? This could be a tough one..
- My iPhone. I held out for as long as I could, but, well... I'm hooked.
Damn progress.
- Coffee. In large quantities.
- Whisky. Especially when added to coffee.
- Contacts. I'm seriously blind without them.
- Something four legged and furred. Currently, my cat.
- (Semi) Witty banter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the Universe, and Everything... philosophy, religion, odd theories... sex, drugs, rock and roll... and everything in between. Probably too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working late, then heading home to try and unwind in time to get a reasonable amount of sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have two brothers and a sister that I didn't meet until I was 24, and I'm not adopted.
You should message me if
You're a little cynical, a little crazy, and a little goofy. Bonus points if you can tell me the average wing velocity of an unladen swallow...