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36 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 28–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I am curious, fun, with dry sense of humor. I am part jaded and hopeful. I never have figured out if the glass is half empty or full, but I am searching for someone who can guide me in either direction.
What I’m doing with my life
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College student, finishing my B.S. at St. Edwards next fall. Would want to pursue my D.V.M., or some graduate school. Graduated Culinary school and worked as a chef for various restaurants, and even got to cater movies. I worked on Office Space, which was pretty cool. After cooking professionally for a few years, I got burned out. I decided to follow my childhood goal of becoming a veterinarian. I started school, then got sucked in working as a veterinary technician for 9 years. So, I am now working to achieve my childhood dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really quite talented!
The first things people usually notice about me
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I laugh loud and often, but it's the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dr. Who, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, T.V. Funhouse, The Kids in the Hall, Strangers with Candy, Upright Citizens Brigade, Farscape, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Kurt Vonnegut (I am currently reading all his books), Michael Moorcock, Douglas Adams, Kevin Hearne, B.V. Larson, Orson Scott Card, everyone should read Enders Game.

God Bless America, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen, Boondock Saints, Fido.

Music: The Red Elvises, The Cure, The Smiths, Electric Six, New Order, Current 93, Nick Cave and so many others.

Sashimi, Sushi, a good hamburger, and a good salad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pets
My amazing friends I have made
The color purple
My family
Why stuff happens to things.
Nothing in particular.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the past, and how I may learn from both.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying, spending time with my puppies and kitties. Watching a movie, or reading. I like Saturday nights for going out for a beer maybe some pool with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmm. Why don't we discuss that later?
You should message me if
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If you're looking for a kind, generous, extremely honest, and curious man.