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NommeDeGary

25 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a fat pig, happily squirming in the refreshingly indulgent shit-pile that is life. It's amazing. Trust me, it only looks gross from a distance; once you're really in it, you'll feel happy and guilt-free.

I also have a job and stuff, so there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
My work makes me travel to Holland although I'm based in Houston for the time being. Looking to meet chill peeps on both sides of the Atlantic.

I also get paid to write news articles, like the ones you link on Facebook. I'm like a prostitute you pay with Facebook likes. So you know, thanks for that.

While I'm in Holland, I live in this quaint, little beach town where I run into the same people every week, and the beers keep the people alive.

In Houston, I go out to bars and drink or dance or karaoke or ask people questions that make them think about their lives on the way home.
I’m really good at
Dancing salsa, telling stories, climbing, writing, creating magic music moments, knowing how and when to be satisfied. Oh, and also, doing all of those things at the same time. Believe it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are too many to mention so let's keep it short:

Movies
The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty, The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas (anything made by Marty, actually)

TV shows
The Wire, Mad Men, The Sopranos, True Detective, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, basically anything that appreciates why mankind is so flawed yet so perfect.

Books
Catcher in the Rye, The Myth of Sisyphus, Tuesdays With Morrie, To Air Is Human, As I Lay Dying

Comics
Watchmen, The Walking Dead, Gantz, Vagabond, Berserk, One Piece

Musicians
Arcade Fire, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Bob Dylan, The Strokes, The Black Keys, The XX, and as always, too many more to mention.
The six things I could never do without
People to laugh at or with, words, an internet connection, lip balm, music, my car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. The last is much the worst; the last is a real tragedy."
On a typical Friday night I am
Wandering the streets with a group of friends and looking to find more friends to join. If there isn't some form of intoxication, dancing, and/or fundamentalist debate about the human condition, then I usually consider the night a failure.

On my chill days, I spend my time reading, which then inspires me to write or just... read more. There's also plenty of fitting songs to hear, shows to watch, coffee to drink and other assorted substances. So yeah, intoxication either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep a photo of my grandmother in my wallet.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're okay with the fleeting yet awe-inspiring nature of a shooting star.

Also, to hell with petty conversations. I'll do the small talk, but it will very quickly bore me and push me to delve deeper into someone. That's too intense for some, and I understand. I just need intense.