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NonToast

29 M Richmond, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently), Khmer (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a simple man. I enjoy good food, good beer, and good company.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am alive, I am alive, and that is the best that I can do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Patterns and people.

Fixing computers.

Quoting Lord of the Rings.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Someone once told me that I looked like a young version of John Goodman. I never really believed him, mainly because it was after I called him a Jonas brother.

Oh and I'm pretty massive in general.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : Lord of the Rings, House of Leaves, Choke, His Dark Materials, The Histories, Neverwhere, Risky Business, Blindness, Raw Shark Texts, Apathy and Other Small Victories, Wind Up Bird Chronicles, Invisible Monsters, The Ramen King and I, This Book Will Save Your Life, No One Belongs Here More Than You, Eeeee Eee Eeee, 1Q84.

Movies : The King's Speech, Heima, Broken Flowers, Brick, SLC Punk, Brothers Bloom, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep, Reservoir Dogs, Tokyo!, Squid and the Whale, Inception, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Splinterheads, I'm Reed Fish, The Myth of the American Sleepover, L'auberge Espagnole, Les Poupées Russes.

Music : Sigur Ros, This Will Destroy You, Explosions in the Sky, 65daysofstatic, Gull, Tortoise, Pelican, Red Sparrowes, This Is Your Captain Speaking, Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson, Wugazi, Wu-Tang, Fugazi, Into it Over it, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Fucked Up, The Front Bottoms, Bloc Party.

Food: Miracle Fruit, Huevos Rancheros, Beef Wellington.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Michel Gondry, Purple Rain on vinyl, MRI's, Gordon Ramsay, Wicker Chairs, Uhh Yeah Dude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jonathan Larroquette, Jr.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's be honest, I'm probably at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda grumpy today. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. Ya know, how it's just me in a castle and I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards and the only way to beat them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. Then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me to have sex with them - which is kinda weird.

Oh and I like Torchwood much better than Dr. Who.
You should message me if
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You know about and are familiar with the rugged slums of Shaolin. You'd like to discuss Heroes, LOST, and/or Battlestar Galactica at great length.

Or you want to wear elephant masks like Death From Above 1979.

I'm up for anything really, I'm pretty easy. All I ask is that you don't waste my time.