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NoneUponThars

26 F Lansing, MI

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not very talkative with most people, but every once in a while I find a person that I can just talk for hours about anything with. I'm looking for that person. I like sarcastic humor and enjoy intense (albeit fun and respectful) conversations about anything from serious social problems to the fairness of reality tv competitions.

I don't go four wheeling or snowmobiling or hunting or fishing or wear pink camouflage. Let's just get that out of the way now.

“Passion makes a person stop eating, sleeping, working, feeling at peace. A lot of people are frightened because, when it appears, it demolishes all the old things it finds in its path.
No one wants their life thrown into chaos. That is why a lot of people keep that threat under control, and are somehow capable of sustaining a house or a structure that is already rotten. They are the engineers of the superseded.
Other people think exactly the opposite: they surrender themselves without a second thought, hoping to find in passion the solutions to all their problems. They make the other person responsible for their happiness and blame them for their possible unhappiness. They are either euphoric because something marvelous has happened or depressed because something unexpected has just ruined everything.
Keeping passion at bay or surrendering blindly to it - which of these two attitudes is the least destructive?
I don't know.”
― Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working at MSU as a secretary, and I love my job.

"These hours of confusion they will soon expire like everything does...These days that you were waiting for will come and go like any day, just another day." -Ben Folds

“She didn’t want that sort of existence, but there was something so attractive about the security of feeling like you had stopped moving toward your life, and actually arrived. ” -J. Courtney Sullivan
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
--Debate (when I care about the topic)
--Theater tech work (and I like spelling it 'theater' dammit)
--Volunteering. I volunteer enough hours a week to make it my full time job. Read: I'm not lazy. I throw myself into volunteering for projects I really believe in.
--Looking at situations from different perspectives
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
--"I like the purple in your hair!"
--"You have........purple hair."
--"Don't you have a sibling that works at Polly's?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: The Apartment, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, etc. I've watched all of the movies on the American Film Institute's Top 100 Movies of All Time list.

TV: Food Competition Shows, Community, The Dick Van Dyke Show, M*A*S*H, Dexter, Bar Rescue.

Books: Anything by Chuck Palahniuk (even Haunted, except Pygmy), Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, The Hangman's Daughter, The Contortionist's Handbook.

Music: Ben Folds, Iron & Wine, Bright Eyes, JBM, Foster the People, The Lumineers, Regina Spektor, Joanna Newsom, Cloud Cult, etc. Not a music snob. Pop has its time and place in my life, so do show tunes.

Food: I'm never the type that will order a salad to appear demure; I eat what I like unapologetically. I'm not incredibly adventurous in my food, but I recently tried sushi and really liked it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My brain simply cannot narrow the entire world down to six things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is best.

"I wonder what it's like to be the type who doesn't burn. The kind who 'fights the good fight,' not the kind you find fisti-fuckin-cuffin in the dirt."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Processing the week. In all likelihood, I'm watching a movie and having a drink alone. I'm new to town with zero friends nearby and still getting on my feet financially, so I don't know anything about where to go or what to do in Lansing. I'm looking for someone to show me what there is, I guess. But in general, I use Friday night to process and Saturday night to 'be adventurous'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love ASMR.

I am 26 years old and I just this week learned how to make coffee.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have something to say other than "hi, you're cute."
-You're interested in theater.
-You're honest.
-You got through all my quotes and have something to say about them.