27 Charlotte, NC
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My self-summary
I drive a pickup truck, I like guns, tattoos, anime and bud. I don't drink much. I like hip hop, rap and trap. I cook really well and enjoy a good bubble bath. I have a good job and I'd like to find a really nice girlfriend. People say I sound like Seth Rogan I don't usually hear it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm getting up walking my impossibly large dog, getting ready and heading to work. I'm a sales agent for a red company. On the weekends I nap and hustle.
I’m really good at
Cooking eggs, breathing, making silly faces. My most amazing talent is my sick dancing skills that only present themselves when I'm alone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm funny, I know it's generic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm into pretty much anything other then top 40 country. I was a chef, I cooked for 8 years I like seasonal vegetables. Open to trying anything once. Same goes for movies.
The six things I could never do without
hot showers
cold milk
warm food
good pot
family and friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why internet dating is so discouraging.

If I'm happy, where my love can go if I stay single.

Funny #hash tags dsv

How to be more like Gucci
On a typical Friday night I am
Debating on if I should drop acid
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
when i was very little my grandma would sing i'm a little tea pot to me when i was in the bath, but when she would do the pore me out verse she always happened to be by the toilet. i was scared some one was going to pore my grandmother down the toilet . i love my grandma and i didn't want that to happen to her. im pretty sure i would cry.
You should message me if
If you're real in a physical or literal since. You look good with short hair.