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20 Dundee, UK Woman

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  • Ages 18–22
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My details

Last online
Jan 30
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm at Abertay University studying Ethical Hacking and Counter Measures in my first year. I'm not quite sure what kind of field I would like to go into after, but I've plenty time to decide before I graduate. I'm also a member of the Ethical Hacking Society, the SAL Dram Society, and the LGBT Society.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Um... Goodness, I think I'm quite good at public speaking, and I know how to hold an audience. I'm also fairly good at explaining things, and can put together a fairly decent outfit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my bright clothing choice, high-pitched sneeze, or boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current Favourite Book is The Fault In Our Stars, by John green.

Others I like are Ready Player One, anything Douglas Adams, Harry Potter, The Book Of Lost Things and anything John Green.

I generally watch Sherlock, Doctor Who, My Little Pony (yeah, I know it's a kid's show but it's fantastic), and occasionally shows like QI, or anything funny, really.

Movies I like are Silent Hill, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Scott Pilgrim, Up, V for Vendetta, and more recently Brave.

Music, I like pretty much anything, with Regina Spektor as my favourite.

And food, pepperoni pizza with bbq base. Give me that and I'm sold.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet Access
2. Pizza (you'll quickly find, I like pizza)
3. Sex (also sex, sex and pizza)
4. Company
5. Sweet things
6. Booze. Everyone on the hacking course drinks a ridiculous amount, though I like to think I'm keeping it reasonable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next time I'll be doing something I enjoy. So eating, sleeping, going to the pub, having sex or hanging with someone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at the pub with my Drama folk, or out at Distorted with the hackers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dunno, um, I flash the peace sign in selfies. Hence why there are little to no selfies of me online. I also have weirdly unbendy thumbs.