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37 Bronx, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 16
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
When drinking
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
My self-summary
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i get asked for directions seemingly everyday. i still dont know why. i take it as a compliment, except when they start arguing. hey i'm not the lost one.

yes that's a self portrait, (i traced it on my ipad shhhhhhh) but i can actually draw too. i'm trying to singlehandedly bring ol fashioned dating back (it aint goin so great). i'm up for anything and i love life. and you get bonus points for getting my username reference.

born in the bx, raised in nj and back in the bx. i've been described by others as: quirky, loyal and surprisingly sweet. i agree with that description!
What I’m doing with my life
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constantly learning and exploring, making new friends and hopefully not enemies. i'm a video editor for a major entertainment company.

in my free time, i draw a weekly webcomic for a startup, design/print tshirts, sculpt, paint and play guitar (poorly). i just bought a ipad and have been drawing incessantly on it. i watch alot of scifi and cult movies too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing, being the fun uncle, exploring, canoeing, sleeping, being the new reason your girlfriends are jealous of you (jk), giving tourists accurate directions, pretending to be interested when girls from wherever tell me how great bk is but have never been anywhere else in this amazing city
The first things people usually notice about me
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my boyish handsomeness? i have no idea what ppl think. what do you think?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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comic book movies, attack the block, monster squad, say anything, mystery team, jurassic park, die hard, back to the future, pitch perfect, 80s movies, goodfellas, anchorman, evil dead, star wars, memento, aliens, ferris buellers day off, up, little shop of horrors, looper, mystery team, pulp fiction, ghost world

Community, parks and rec, happy endings, Arrested Development, Todd & the Book of Pure Evil, Regular Show, New Girl, Saturday Night Live, Workaholics, walking dead, 30 rock

as for music i listen to everything, lately its been poppunk and whiteboy rap

the most recent book i've bought is the complete calvin and hobbes collection. i also like I Am Legend (the novella not the crappy movie) and Jurassic Park.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pencil, paper, iphone charger, food, friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to draw next, movies, jokes, cooking and making up stories about ppl on the subway, making fresh ramen
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends, typical stuff or staying in and watching movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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ask me
You should message me if
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youre the norah to my nick. ramona to scott. the kumar to my harold? you get the idea. or you think UHF is an underrated borderline masterpiece.