Were your shirtless photos taken in appropriate places like the beach or the pool?
**Are you creative enough to write me a message that is more interesting than a simple "Hello", "Hey beautiful" or "How are you"?
Do you take the time to reread your messages to check for spelling or that they make sense?
Do you like to eat meat?
Yes? Then please sir, do continue reading...
Hi! My name was going to be “MsHistoryNerd” but it was taken. Can you believe that? Anyway, I most recently worked at a history museum and I am currently in grad school. You'll get bonus points if you know what my user name refers to. You may even get a response if you ask me questions or do more than say "Hi".
Let's see, I was born and raised in Maryland and I have been living and working in Washington, DC for the last 6 years. I moved to Providence recently to attend graduate school. There are so many people to meet and places to go. I am looking for someone to share this new adventure with.
I am a city girl by choice, suburban girl by birth. I went to school down south and studied abroad and love to travel even further south. I learned Spanish in school but I have been trying and failing at picking up Brazilian Portuguese. I really need someone to practice with. I love to travel abroad and wish I could do it more often. I love dancing salsa but, honestly, if it has a beat you will probably catch me grooving to it. One of my big fantasies is to join a salsa dance team and compete.
I would love to meet someone who is inquisitive and adventurous yet still knows how to appreciate a relaxing night at home. They should be warm, friendly, family oriented, driven, loyal and like to try new things and new foods. I absolutely love sushi and Thai food. Wanna take a cooking class with me? Family is everything to me and my Daddy is one of my best friends. I'm a girly girl but I enjoy fishing, playing tennis, occasionally climbing rock walls and jumping in puddles or on bubble wrap (I just can’t help myself). I love challenging myself. The hair on my head is all from my scalp and not the store, oh and my nails are real too.
I cannot tolerate smokers, alcoholics, drama, rudeness or politicians. I'm too old for fools or foolishness. Those are my 5 big no's, other than that I am pretty open. I have gotten to the point in my life where I know the kind of man I am looking for. I like being around happy, optimistic people. I think glasses and facial hair are sexy. There's just something about Clark Kent...
I think bathroom self-portraits are awkward. Everyone seems to have them, but they are soo awkward.
I don’t care what kind of car you drive as long as it’s reliable and clean.
Intelligence is sexier than money. Sometimes they come hand in hand sometimes they don’t
Sunglasses are to be worn outside
Complimenting me on my body in your message will creep me out.
I bet most guys will not read all the way down to this line.