I hate writing these Readers Digest versions of myself. They tend to feel a bit like a sales pitch you might see on late night infomercials. �Here is a list of just a few of the wonderful features I have, for the simple fee of one e-mail, you will receive your very own personalized reply� So anyways, here it is. Basically, I like to meet new people, and I live in a small town and am curently not going out much, because I'm saving my money to move in a month or so. So, although it never works, I figured I would give OKCupid another shot.

I am witty, bored, and sardonic

All work and no play right now. I'm pretty freakin poor and my car just broke down one month before I need to spend a bazillion dollars on a move to Kelowna.

Making people laugh(although only spontainiously, not if Im trying to be funny), retaining usless information, bailing my friends out if they need it, and just about anything else I put my mind too.

That I look bitchy. Which sucks, because I'm actually not, I've just been told that I look rather stand-offish when I'm bored.

a)Usually whatever I'm reading at the time, I tend to get really into the books I read. b)just about anything, I really like Military movies, and comedies. c)just about everything but especially, Rock and Country d)Pasta, just about any kind of pasta with most kinds of sauce

Wasn't that specific?

Without going into the obvious like "air" "food" etc... My Computer, Internet, My 3 best friends (I count my fiancee in that group), Family, My Car, Music

Oh hell, I don't know. Lots of stuff. Money, work, sex, love, the future, blah blah blah all the usuall stuff

Right now, EVERY night, I am at home messing around online, watching TV or reading a book. Fun fun

I think that glasses make a lot of guys look *really* cute.

You're a person who is capable of civilized somewhat intelligent conversation and who has a decent if somewhat out there sense of humor.

You should NOT message me if, you are a pervert, a psychopath, a jackass, or trying to get into my country via marriage!