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Norton_I

24 M Columbia, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
'Mostly Harmless'

My name is Zach, feel free to use it.

I am spectacularly bad at introducing myself without seeming creepier than I am; I overthink the process catastrophically.

I spent a couple of years at the University of Edinburgh; everything since has seemed disappointing by contrast.

I've no idea what decade I'm meant to be living in. Depending on my mood, I may decide that the year is anywhere between 1880 and 1960. Before that period comes barbarism, after it tackiness. The 1980s is my archenemy; Zoidberg is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The same thing I do every life, Pinky... try to take over the world!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Speaking in an overly-elaborate manner; dressing well if formally; listening to people's troubles; rapidly absorbing knowledge on an unfamiliar subject; worrying about minutiae; worrying about everything else; not judging others' lifestyles; judging others' drink orders; cooking elaborate meals; certain types of writing; not knowing what I'm supposed to be doing at any given time; appearing to have just arrived from several decades ago; imitating Peter Lorre; projecting (quite sincerely) an air of well-meaning uselessness.

Also I make a mean cocktail and a fairly passable cuppa, even if it's me as says it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am wearing a tie for no immediately apparent reason.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Being There; The Maltese Falcon; Hot Fuzz; Duck Soup; Blade Runner; The Sting; Casablanca; The Princess Bride; Richard III; The Long Good Friday; Our Man in Havana; A Shot in the Dark; La Grande Illusion; Thank You for Smoking; The Third Man; Charlie Wilson's War; Young Frankenstein; 12 Angry Men; The Ladykillers; The Caine Mutiny; Star Wars; The Illusionist; Dr Strangelove; Raiders of the Lost Ark

Books: The Lord of the Rings; the Hornblower series; Sherlock Holmes; Judge Dee; Father Brown; Hercule Poirot; Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy; Foundation; Dune; The Once and Future King; An Instance of the Fingerpost; Lord Jim; The Secret Agent; A Coffin for Dimitrios; Good Omens; The Name of the Rose; Discworld; Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency; PG Wodehouse

Music: Tom Jobim; Dave Brubeck; Django Reinhardt; Paul Simon; The Beatles; The Kinks; the sound of my own voice; Steely Dan, Duke Ellington, The Zombies, Tom Lehrer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books to read
2. Red wine
3. Tea
4. My pipe, King Pellinore (yes, it has a name)
5. Scotch whisky
6. Wikipedia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Practically everything, really, with the notable exception of reality television.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, bored, rather wishing I could get ahold of someone interesting with whom to do something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was bored one evening and taught myself Sindarin, as in Tolkein Elvish. I have since written several poems in that tongue. I'm not proud of myself, but I am what I am.

I don't know where Missouri is.

I miss the Cold War.
You should message me if
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you are seized by the impulse to do so? I may be awkward sometimes, but I mean well, you know. There's no harm in me.