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Norwegianwood12

28 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being a writer in New York with the strict and narrowly tailored aim of adhering to all the cliche.

Oh and I monger cheese.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Various iterations of lots and nothing.

Or stillness is the move.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
MODESTY!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Made out of flesh and bone and not evil.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Writers that I am into include: Don Delillo, Thomas Pynchon, Phillip Roth, Donald Barthelme, Toni Morrison, H.D., Haruki Murakami, and David Mitchell, to name a few. Well okay and Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Nabokov, Steinbeck, Huxley, Dostoyevsky, Emerson, Twain, Adorno, Jameson, Horkheimer, and Judith Butler.

What more? I enjoy what The Dirty Projectors do. Radiohead. The Stars. Charles Mingus. Apostle of Hustle. Tv on the Radio. Animal Collective. The Fleet Foxes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ideas
Sweet nice things
Books
The sun
Morning showers
Contradiction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words, words, words.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On Friday night I like to wonder.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't believe in the internet; take that for what it's worth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a robot.

Or if you're a really neat robot.