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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 18
Open relationship
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I believe that the meaning of life has something to do with the number seven. I have a fascination with toasted breakfast foods. I critique strangers' grammar. I laugh inappropriately at scary movies. What knowledge I have is mostly useless trivia. I cannot order from delis. I find clever wordplay funnier than any other form of comedy. Flying stinging insects scare me to death, as do automatic car washes. I leave the last serving of food in its container until I have to throw it away. I avoid unprotected left turns whenever possible. I have a deep-seated hatred of Elmo matched only by my love for Grover. Steven Colbert has stolen my "afraid of bears" shtick. I find pretzels to be very tasty, yet cannot understand the allure of Oreos. I am emotionally invested in the outcome of University of Oklahoma football games.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment, mostly working. I've found that the best way that I can keep myself going day in and day out is to entirely fill my time with interesting projects, puzzles, and company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia. Computer stuff. Getting cats and small children to like me. Covering fear with humor and self-aggrandizement. Making gravy. Speaking intelligently on feminist and anti-capitalist topics. Being consistent. Helping people out in the middle of the night.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"My eyes?" "My smile?" These seem cliche. More likely that I am in possession of the expected number of limbs. No more, no fewer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have dozens. Here are the top of each:

Book - Cat's Cradle - Vonnegut
Movie - American Beauty
Show - The West Wing
Music - Simon and Garfunkel (specifically The Boxer)
Food - Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My cat
2. My family
3. My phone
4. My computer
5. Clever wordplay
6. Distraction
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late, then out at a local bar chatting with people, listening to music, and getting ready to watch football on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sold out in the winter of 2003-2004. My anti-capitalist sentiments weren't keeping my cat warm. I've had a bunch of corporate, soul-crushing jobs ever since, and I'm torn about it.
You should message me if
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You think your wit can merge well with mine.