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30 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, French

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My self-summary
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Originally from Texas (unfortunately), I am currently based in Minnesota (questionably). I am finishing up my phd in French history, which is just as terribly exciting as it sounds.

I love traveling and get to do so quite frequently for work. Many dramatic tales, such as epic deathmarches across Cairo and tense standoffs with Irish goats, have ensued. Incidentally, I have a completely rational and highly justified dislike of goats (see, for instance, this recent story: ). Seriously, goats are the worst.

Also, I consider Paris my second home, having had opportunities to live there on several occasions. Despite this (or perhaps because of it), I am not a Francophile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wearing ties (Academia).

Perfecting the art of shaving with a straight razor. Face/neck still in tact.

I also sometimes take pictures of things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the absurd in the everyday.

Dancing (poorly, but with vigor).

Consuming dangerous amounts of coffee.

Giving terrible advice, which is useful in that now you know what not to do.

Crowd control.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually, people hear me before they see me; the volume of my voice goes all the way up to 11.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Confederacy of Dunces, A Canticle for Leibowitz, American Gods, Suite Française, Bleak House.

Movies: Children of Men, The Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, City of God, Ghostbusters, Medellin, American Beauty, Seven Samurai

Music: Bowie.

TV: The Wire, Doctor Who*, Archer, BSG, Breaking Bad, Louie, It's Always Sunny.

Food: I am partial to any sort of cuisine which shoots for boldness over subtlety.

* Christopher Eccleston's Doctor is far superior to that of David Tennant. Sorry, but this is a true fact which I will defend to my dying breath.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.



Good music.

Curiosity in all its forms.

Danger zone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I Zimbra, SCIENCE, and trivial topics, such as the continued, unfathomable existence of the abominations known as 'Crocs.' So by 'trivial topics,' I mean 'other immensely important social issues of our time.'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being too loud at a bar with my friends. American spotted.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have three tattoos: two small ones and one very large one.

I have a huge man-crush on James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem. I am completely okay with this. I am also a huge fan of Louis CK, but who isn't? He is the voice of our times (sorry, Kanye).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. enjoy alternating between fluffy conversations and deeply intellectual ones. I do this frequently. have a quirky sense of humor and/or enjoy this in others.

Disclaimer: I love cats, but, in an act of cosmic irony/tragedy, I am super allergic to them. So, sorry.