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39 Lake Hopatcong, NJ Man


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  • Ages 32–48
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've been described as a 'power hobbiest', as I tend to dive into new things with both feet. Most recent is homebrewing: I make some damn fine beer and have 7 taps in my basement bar.

Other hobbies have included juggling, rock climbing, mountain biking, cooking, baking...especially bread. Is there anything better than warm bread?

Basically I just like experiencing and learning new things. I have a hunger for knowing how to do things, or how something works.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently a computer programmer, which is exactly as exciting as it sounds. I'm in the process of flexing my entrepreneurial muscles, so I hope to be my own boss soon.

In general I'm just trying to have a good time before I take that dirt nap we're all driving towards (some of us at breakneck speeds). Life's too short, so I'm determined to cram as much fun in as I can.
I’m really good at
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Shooting pool. I had dreams of being a pool pro and have spent untold hours practicing. Now at almost 40, it's probably not happening, but I still love to play.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Unless I'm wearing a kilt, I hear it's my friendly smile. I've also been told that I have a "strong" personality, whatever that nebulous phrase means.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Steven King's "Dark Tower" series is hands down the most absorbing story I've ever read. The ending was unbelievable. How-to books are always good--I love to learn new skills. I recently read Cloud Atlas, which completely blew me away.

TRON is hands down the coolest movie, ever. And I got to meet Cindy Morgan, who you may know as Lacy Underalls from Caddyshack. I'm also a HUGE Princess Bride fan. No matter how many times I see that damn movie, I laugh my head off at the same parts. Any Mel Brooks film. The Airplane movies.

If it's music, I'll listen to it. My collection includes a lot of classic rock, hair bands, and heavy metal, but recently I've been branching out into some more indie stuff.

I don't really have a favorite food or cuisine--I like to try everything and keep it interesting. Spice and heat are most definitely welcome in my kitchen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bread. 2. The outdoors. 3. My friends. 4. Beer. 5. Scotch whisky. 6. My eyes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Starting my own business and what my retirement is going to look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating dinner with some good friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a birthmark on my arse which I found when I let a girlfriend Nair it. I also learned not to let my girlfriend Nair my arse. Or anyone else for that matter.
You should message me if
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You're looking for someone fun and friendly to chat with. If you've
misplaced your mittens and have no kittens to wear. If a bicycle
seat, because a vest has no sleeves.

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