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26 M Dayton, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an Alaskan transplant and I moved here by way of Philly. I take my coffee black and my whiskey neat. If Netflix ever crashed, I would orchestrate a full scale riot. I love the city at night, a good bonfire, and I weld things. Professionally. I mean it's not televised or anything, but it's pretty rad. I'm an ENFP if you're into that. Oh, and I have a pilot's license, yet a slight fear of commercial airlines. Weird.

I am fluent in sarcasm, an insomniac, left-handed, a part-time beard aficianado, Heir to the Hapsburg throne, and easily distracted by dogs.

I seriously question the validity of these compatibility percentages.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I basically work 60 hours a week in a metal fabrication shop, but when I'm not playing with fire I enjoy traveling, riding my bike, getting lost, building forts, camping, looking for trouble, and all of the cliche picture-taking, bar-hopping shenanigans kids get into.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being a conceited bastard.

Also putt-putt, culinary arts, billiards, wilderness survival, and impressing your Mother...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the apathy...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Give me vinyl or give me death...

Okay. I'm fond of Wes Anderson flicks and really anything written by Chuck Palahniuk or Jack Karouac. I refuse to start naming bands. I listen to everything from Muddy Waters to Grizzly Bear to Sam Cooke to Kodaline to The Pixies to The XX to The National to tons more bands with "The" in the title.

"Whiter Shade of Pale" is probably the greatest song ever recorded.

I have a huge soft spot for Glenn Miller, Doris Day, Robert Johnson, and anything pre-1950.

Shows: An Idiot Abroad, Wilfred, Parks N Rec, It's Always Sunny, Peep Show, Snuff Box, Seinfeld, Andy Griffith, The Inbetweeners, Dick Van Dyke, Saxondale, Survivorman, American Pickers, DOCUMENTARIES, and not the news.

Movies: For days...

Food: Specifically, a thick-cut, well-marbled and aged Ribeye steak, Caribou Sausage, Sushi and Sriracha. Not all at the same time weirdos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dive Bars/Whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Somehow this seems too personal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Glutton for punishment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I'm charming as fuck.

-I've only sang karaoke four times and it's always been Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

-I'll trip old people for a Klondike Bar.

-I'm secretly a very chivalrous gentleman. Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to school me on some music, make me delicious food, or basically if you've got more than "hey" in your arsenal.