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NotALawyer_nv

49 Auburn, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a free member, so I don't know if you javelin "liked" my profile. Don't be shy, send me a message and say hello.
I travel a lot so if i have looked at your profile I am either in your area or will be soon.
I am very happily married. My lovely bride and I have a very solid relationship and we are not looking to fix anything or searching for something we dont have at home. We just happen to be non monogamous and we both have a hall pass. We are both professionals and live in the town where I was born. Like many small towns, it is full of nosy and judgmental people so discretion is the word of the day. We just like to keep our private lives private so that means I dont post face photos here. That said, I have no problem sending out pics with an email once you and I have established a rapport. And I am fairly certain that you are not a man hating axe murderer who wants to hang my man parts on the wall like a hunting trophy. "Yep, I bagged those in a Hampton Inn in downtown Pocatello. He put up a hell of a fight."

So, if you would like to meet a fun, fit, non-smoking man for a casual relationship involving activities in and out of the bedroom, then I'm your man. Physically, I'm 6' and 175# with athletic build. Thanks to an active life, good genes and 3 days a week in the gym, I'm fit and in better shape than many guys 10 years younger. I don't really watch much TV, and I have no interest at all in NASCAR or Survivor. I don't smoke, drink or drug, though I don't mind if you do in moderation. I tell bad jokes, make atrocious puns, and since I have a propensity for saying what I think, I can be very "politically incorrect". My sense of humor tends towards off-the-wall and innuendo. Being a devout anti-meterosexual, you won't find me shopping for the latest hair care product. My hair is cut, not styled. I refuse to wear a suit and I don't own a necktie. I have a full head of what used to be brown hair, now brown with a touch of grey. I seem to be developing the 'distinguished look'. And so far, I don't have to wax my back and mow my shoulders.

I am an avid motorcyclist. And by motorcycle I don't mean a 800 pound behemoth that looks like chrome plated farm machinery and is best suited for riding from one Starbucks to the next. I have several motorcycles, ranging from mid '50s British scramblers to my Adventure Touring KTM that I load up with camping gear, 10 gallons of gas and ride to Wyoming without ever touching an asphalt road or highway.

I've driven truck, raced motorcycles, been a rock-and-roll DJ, driven tractor train across Antarctica, rode a motorcycle to Alaska and across Asia, and owned my own very successful business with nearly 100 employees. Now that I am retired, I have the time to indulge my hobbies- motorcycles and unappreciated soccer moms.

I am ambivalent about sports. In fact, when I buy a newspaper I usually throw the sports section away. Unless the table at the coffee shop has a short leg, then I fold the sports section up and use it to even out the table.

I am a voracious reader- Sci Fi (Heinlein, Herbert, Peter Hamilton...), History and Historical Novels (Bernard Cromwell is excellent), and Techno thrillers (Tom Clancy, etc...). Lately I've developed a fascination for Genghis Khan and the Mongols, who by the way, have gotten a very bad rap by historians
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm retired after selling my business a few years ago. It wasn't a forced sale and I was courted by several buyers and lucky for me, it was just before the depression hit so the market was very good. I didn't mind working and I've missed the mental stimulation and problem solving (though I didn't miss having 75+ employees and dealing with the myriad of government agencies and regulations). So recently I picked up a position working occasionally as a free lance engineering consultant, which has given me the opportunity to travel- Antarctica, Mongolia, China, Mexico.... I've even been to West Virginia and Alabama!

In my free time I get to enjoy my passions- rebuilding vintage trucks and motorcycles, adventure motorcycle touring to the far corners of the globe....and under appreciated soccer moms.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Legos, tipping over cows, building crop circles, and poking fun at myself....:).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Before the operation, most people tried not to notice my 3rd nipple...which was difficult since it was on the end of my nose......

I'm 6' (if that isn't tall enough I'll wear boots, at least while we are standing), 175#, lean, fit, blue eyes, mostly brown hair with a touch of grey. I have a fairly well trimmed mustache. Not trimmed short like an English martinet, but more like Tom Selleck or Sam Elliot- neither of whom I resemble in any other way...lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-
Game of Thrones, The Belgariad, The Past Through Tomorrow, Hunt for Red October, anything by Peter Hamilton.

Movies-
Gladiator, Alien, On Any Sunday, The Transporter, Lord of the Rings, The James Bond movies with Daniel Craig.....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vegemite
Nutella
Bactine
WD-40
Twister
My sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there actually intelligent life anywhere in the Universe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Packing up my motorcycle for a weekend camping trip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This one time, in band camp.....
You should message me if
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You're a clean, sexually charged, smart, articulate woman with an off the wall sense of humor who thinks it is okay to laugh during sex as long as you don't point.

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