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27 Dunkirk, MD Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:42pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm someone who's not really interested in serious conversations. I don't really like my conversations to have a "point" necessarily. Let's just be goofy and worry about the serious stuff when we have to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a government contractor for the Energy Department. I get up EXTREMELY early and work in a refrigerator reading old documents all day. What a life I live.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not having little things bring me down. I don't let superficial things bother me. Paying my bills bothers me. What one person said about another person at work on Tuesday doesn't really bother me. Also, playing the guitar relaxes me. Sometimes I make up songs about gossip at work but I certainly don't let it destroy my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have wavy hair (which can be a pain in the ass to style). I look a little like Adam Sandler. I've actually been told (by different people) that I've looked like every Jewish actor out there at some point in my life. I've also been told I look like celebrities that look nothing like me (I could have called this account NotMorganFreeman). Believe it or not, that person was not blind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm going to shorten this section down into short, mostly incomplete phrases because it was way too long before. I'm pretty sure no one reads this section anyways.

Books: The Disaster Artist or anything talking about why Tommy Wiseau is the smartest idiot in the world. Also history books and just non-fiction in general.

Movies: Anything directed by Tarantino, Scorsese, P.T. Anderson and Kubrick.

Shows: Better Call Saul, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones.

Music: Mostly rock which includes anything from the 60's to today. Also some rap.

Food: This goes in my mouth and I chew it. I'm not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The internet- I don't know how I lived without it. I feel bad for my 90's self.
2. Satire- the highest form of wit
3. Sarcasm- the lowest form of wit
4. Dogs- no reason needed
5. Naps- without these, my job would have killed me by now
6. Why couldn't they have stopped at five? I never really liked the number six anyways. I usually skip it when I'm counting to ten. That also says a lot about my education growing up.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who writes the scripts for most commercials and why haven't they been fired yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm exhausted on Fridays. I get up at 5 AM to go to the work and get off late. I don't know how most people are able to stay up to 4 AM the next morning after a Friday when you went to work too. Are people pounding Red Bulls throughout the day? I'm much more likely to do something on Saturday or Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My family should probably go on Dr. Phil to get their problems worked out. You know what, he's probably as messed up as they are. Never mind.
You should message me if
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you want to have a POINTLESS conversation. I will accept nothing less (or more).