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26 M Dunkirk, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:42pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm a college student going to University of Maryland.

I'm really a big fan of how OkCupid has set up this site. Let's see how well OkCupid did when asked to describe my personality:

More dominant- Wrong
More laid-back- Wrong
More energetic- Wrong
More cool- Wrong
More confident- Wrong
More spontaneous- Wrong
More ambitious- Wrong
Less old-fashioned- Wrong
Less into exercise- Wrong
Less artsy- Wrong
Less optimistic- Wrong
Less pure- Wrong
Less literary- Wrong
Less romantic- Wrong
Less spiritual- Wrong
Less political- Wrong
Less kinky- Wrong

So they got 0 out of 17 personality traits they think describe me correct. You think they would have at least lucked into getting one right but I guess that's too much to ask. Here's hoping they continue to pat themselves on the back for a job well done with their intricate matching and personality system.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm taking graduate level classes right now. What is this question trying to simulate my Dad or something? He asks me the same thing.
I’m really good at
Being random mostly. The message I sent you (if I did at all) was probably extremely random. I hope you enjoyed it.I'm also good at not caring about little things that seem to bother other people. I realize I live in a first world country and things could be a whole lot worse for me if chance wasn't on my side.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have wavy hair (which can be a pain in the ass to style). I look a little like Adam Sandler. That explains my username. I'm definitely not a fan of his and I'm not a fan of my username either. That being said, I'm not changing it because I don't operate on logic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm going to shorten this section down into short, mostly incomplete phrases because it was way too long before. I'm pretty sure no one reads this section anyways.

Books: The Disaster Artist or anything talking about why Tommy Wiseau is the smartest idiot in the world. Also history books.

Movies: Anything directed by Tarantino, Scorsese, and Kubrick.

Shows: Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Hardcore Pawn.

Music: Mostly rock which includes anything from the 60's to today. Also some rap.

Food: This goes in my mouth and I chew it. I'm not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Six? What a fantastic, little arbitrary number that you pulled out of your ass OkCupid.

1. Electricity- when those two hurricanes struck and the electricity went out for days..........ok long story short, f*ck hurricanes.
2. Sugary foods that are slowly killing me
3. The people in my fantasy league who put money in every year and then never pay attention to their team.
4. Seriously, why is six the number??????
5. Complaints
6. Big dogs, especially pit bulls. Turns out that if you don't teach them to fight and be mean, they won't be. Who knew????
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'm wrong or have I run too far to get home?
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually go out of my way to do the most boring activity I can think of. Watching the movie You've Got Mail on Friday for the millionth time and then watching paint dry on Saturday. Hell yeah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I put the toilet seat down. I guess that doesn't make me a "real" man. Aw shucks.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Don't worry about it, I'll message you.