Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really a big fan of how OkCupid has set up this site. I would
just tell you about myself but this site apparently knows me better
than I know myself so what would be the point? Let's see how well
OkCupid did when asked to describe my personality:
More dominant- Wrong
More energetic- Wrong
More cool- Wrong
More spontaneous- Wrong
More logical- Wrong
Less geeky- Wrong
Less friendly to strangers- Wrong
Less giving- Wrong
Less indie- Wrong
Less romantic- Wrong
Less spiritual- Wrong
Less political- Wrong
Less kinky- Wrong
So they got 0 out of 13 personality traits they think describe me
correct. You think they would have at least lucked into getting one
right but I guess that's too much to ask. Here's hoping they
continue to pat themselves on the back for a job well done with
their intricate matching and personality system.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a substitute teacher. I somehow like it and I actually
might go back to school (while admitting that my Bachelors and
Masters degrees were a waste) and get my teaching certificate. I
don't know if I should though.
I'm also trying to convince myself that satire doesn't even exist.
Stephen Colbert is a hardcore Conservative, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Realizing that life shouldn't be taken seriously. We're barely even
a dot in the universe and there truly is no meaning to life. You
make your own meaning. Oh and humans aren't as important as they
think they are.
I'm good at guitar but so is everyone else apparently on here. Pick
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have wavy hair (which can be a pain in the ass to style). I look
a little like Adam Sandler. That explains my username. I'm
definitely not a fan of his and I'm not a fan of my username
either. That being said, I'm not changing it because I don't
operate on logic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm going to shorten this section down into short, mostly
incomplete phrases because it was way too long before. I'm pretty
sure no one reads this section anyways.
Books: The Disaster Artist or anything talking about why Tommy
Wiseau is the smartest idiot in the world. Also history
Movies: Anything directed by Tarantino, Scorsese, P.T. Anderson and
Shows: Better Call Saul, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, King of
Music: Mostly rock which includes anything from the 60's to today.
Also some rap.
Food: This goes in my mouth and I chew it. I'm not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? What a fantastic, little arbitrary number that you pulled out
of your ass OkCupid.
1. Electricity- No need to explain this. If you want to live in the
pre-Industrialized era, be my guest.
2. Sugary foods that are slowly killing me. I only think about the
3. The people in my fantasy league who put money in every year and
then never pay attention to their team.
4. Seriously, why is six the number?
6. Big dogs, especially pit bulls. Turns out that if you don't
teach them to fight and be mean, they won't be. Who knew?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to start a revolution from my bed and how she said the brains
went to my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually go out of my way to do the most boring activity I can
think of. Watching the movie You've Got Mail on Friday for the
millionth time and then watching paint dry on Saturday. Hell yeah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to dare people to steal my wallet. I have it sticking out of
my pocket to make it seem like it would be easy to steal. It seems
like something Samuel L. Jackson might do, you know?
Somehow, no one has stolen it yet. To say I'm disappointed would be
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Oh, the section where people list unrealistic expectations. Maybe
I'll do that later.
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