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NotAnotherVNeck

26 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Feb 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a walking paradox. I'm a huge poly sci and history junkie, and read anything from Steinbeck to Krakauer to Rousseau. I strength train on the weekdays and carb load my body with enough gluten to make africa cry<333. I still play guitar, all kinds. And PCs are still totally better than consoles.
What I’m doing with my life
I just got back from travelling abroad, searching for my next partner in crime but to no success. Now I spend my days working, sleeping, and growing a massive beard. 100% not doing anything with my degree. I do a lot of baking cause baking is rad. My banana bread is pretty legit :F
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic, climbing trees, skipping, bottom lane adc, awping
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvin & Hobbes, 100 Years of Solitude, Breaking Bad, THE WIRE
The six things I could never do without
Food, air, water, hands/legs, my guitar, mofuckin ice cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People, humanity, current affairs, how to transcend human ability and become god
On a typical Friday night I am
Pouring wine and making people happy. Or stuffing my face with tillamook peanut butter ice cream :]
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
your head shoulders knees and toes