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22 Pico Rivera, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
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White, Other
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Ah! We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind! 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're are no friends of mine.
I say, we can go where we want to; a place where they will never find.
And we can act like we come from out of this world. Leave the real one far behind!
And we can dance!

Now that we've got the lyrics to Safety Dance out of the way, I shall describe myself.

I, but a mere knave of the land, hath resorted to finding booty on these troubled lands. Yea, troubled lands riddled with MySpace-angled selfies, duckfaces, and how do you say, straight-up tit pics. But alas, the dross hath tickled the fancy of this poor man, and lest he be dragged away by the temptresses at, he may have time to entertain thy inquiries or pursuits.

I'll be frank with you...
Hi, I'm Frank.

My name isn't Frank.
What I’m doing with my life
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Had a 4.0 GPA. Took chem... 3.9... Doing my best to not let chemistry classes fuck up my 3.9 GPA further.

**UPDATE** Got a B... 3.86 now. Well f*** me then...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Everything
2. Nothing
3. Paradoxes
The first things people usually notice about me
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My huge feet. Not kidding. You're all whores. I know why you mention my big feet; you're not fooling anybody you whores.

Other than that, my blue/green eyes. Thanks mom!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: This, ehh.. I read A LOT. I mean A WHOLE LOT, but I don't like reading books. I spend most my time reading articles on philosophy, science, and the like. I prefer to be learning during my reading time.

Movies: I love you man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, District 9, Avatar, Star Trek, Star Wars... Stuff blowing up and douchebaggy humor.

Shows: 2.5 men, Scrubs, South Park, Tosh.0, Nobody reads this, I can say whatever I want here, bonertitscumassfuckanalcreampie, Family Guy, Chelsea Lately

Music: Utada and IU (they are my muses), Vocaloid, Davichi, Ailee, Lindsey Stirling, Beck, Gorillaz, Ed Sheeran, Sam Smith. I love Japanese and Korean pop

Food: EVERYTHING... except bugs, clams, onions, ketchup, and other weird miscellaneous shit that's too gross. My favorites are yellow chicken curry, chicken alfredo, T-bone steaks, seafood, pho... oh who am I kidding.. I love food. Everything. fuck it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dumb lists
Critical thinking skills
Nice clothes
Video games
Boners and the release of said boners
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Controversies, politics, religion, love, strategy, and philosophy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Define... "night". If night as in 6pm-12am, then... well... nothing. If by 12am-6am then... well... nothing.

Friday night is anime night. Sorry ladies ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I played pro for Soul Calibur IV and Call of Duty 4. I was ranked the 8th best player in SCIV worldwide. I'm also a diamond elo player in LoL. You can say I'm an extremely competitive gamer nerd :P
You should message me if
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you think I'm attractive... the same reason you would message anybody else