I'd hate to bore you lovely ladies by attaching my name to a bunch of positive attributes. I'm sure you see that on every other profile, so I thought maybe I'll try describing my flaws instead. Actions are louder than words, right? So why even bother? I'm going to have fun with this ;) I'm a 6'4 (AND THREE QUARTERS), 230lb, powerlifter, yet I'm terrified of flying insects. I stay up until 3am, playing games, and then make up lies to tell others like, "I partied all night" so that they think I'm tired because I'm so popular and cool. I'm very competitive and get butt-hurt when i lose or fail at anything. I sometimes tear up when i watch romantic anime. I act like a big, tough, badass when I'm working out while I secretly listen to J-pop and Utada Hikaru ballads. I only claim my farts when they don't smell bad so that when they do I'm able to say "Not mine! You know i claim them"! I also have a F***ed up sense of humor- I think things like people that try to do a backflip and fail miserably, resulting in a concussion, are hilarious. Humor is a perspective, not an emotion. I think that's funny, because it makes me feel superior (subconsciously of course). Superiority humor was discovered, or perhaps coined, by Plato. Thought you should know... So basically, when people fall, I subconsciously think "HA! what a bafoon. I would never fall like such an idiOAHHAHDAODUBO.... shit i just fell. Fuck".
And THAT'S called Karma... :(