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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 12
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5' 10" (1.78m)
Agnosticism and it’s important
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Well, I'm a guy as the above photos will attest. I do things for fun sometimes. The outdoors are good for that, but the flaming orb in the sky takes its revenge on me if I have too much outdoor fun...

I guess my point is: I tend to freckle...

Oh, and I'm a bit of a geek, too. It's not that obvious from looking at me though.

Obwohl diese Seite will dass ich die Fragen auch auf Deutsch beantworte, werde ich das nich tun, weil es mir einfach zu viel Zeit entnehmen wuerde.

I am Bed, Bath, and Beyond
What I’m doing with my life
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Perfecting the art of online communication, eating occasionally, and trying to not come off as too much of a jerk. That last part's a work in progress...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Italicizing. Algebra. Having a good time. Pretending not to have a good time. Making beer disappear. Correcting poor grammar.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It is, of course, instantly obvious to all who meet me that I harbor an intense dislike for anise liquor, Miracle-Whip, Cool-Whip and JELL-O. While I am well aware the last one makes me a freak deserving of ostracization, I have my reasons...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Are probably subject to change constantly... I have really broad & eclectic tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
DHMO: Despite its inherent dangers (a teaspoonful is enough to kill a grown man), I am a long term advocate for its use and decriminalization.
Solar radiation
Reliable transportation
Thermal radiation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The late middle ages. And yogurt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about the late middle ages. And yogurt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like boobs... a lot. (I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't like them though, it seems to be a universal constant)
You should message me if
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You find me strangely fascinating


You have an unholy compunction to do so...

Either way it's probably a bad idea. If you really want to though, go ahead. I'm always looking tor new minions to experiment on.. I mean friends... new friends to play with.

Really, though: If you get that most of this was flippant humor at its most base... and think that's ok: then say hi.