Well, I'm a guy as the above photos will attest. I do things for fun sometimes. The outdoors are good for that, but the flaming orb in the sky takes its revenge on me if I have too much outdoor fun...

I guess my point is: I tend to freckle...

Oh, and I'm a bit of a geek, too. It's not that obvious from looking at me though.

Obwohl diese Seite will dass ich die Fragen auch auf Deutsch beantworte, werde ich das nich tun, weil es mir einfach zu viel Zeit entnehmen wuerde.

I am Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Perfecting the art of online communication, eating occasionally, and trying to not come off as too much of a jerk. That last part's a work in progress...

Italicizing. Algebra. Having a good time. Pretending not to have a good time. Making beer disappear. Correcting poor grammar.

It is, of course, instantly obvious to all who meet me that I harbor an intense dislike for anise liquor, Miracle-Whip, Cool-Whip and JELL-O. While I am well aware the last one makes me a freak deserving of ostracization, I have my reasons...

Are probably subject to change constantly... I have really broad & eclectic tastes.

Air
DHMO: Despite its inherent dangers (a teaspoonful is enough to kill a grown man), I am a long term advocate for its use and decriminalization.
Solar radiation
Reliable transportation
Mitochondria
Thermal radiation

The late middle ages. And yogurt.

Thinking about the late middle ages. And yogurt.

I like boobs... a lot. (I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't like them though, it seems to be a universal constant)

You find me strangely fascinating

and/or

You have an unholy compunction to do so...

Either way it's probably a bad idea. If you really want to though, go ahead. I'm always looking tor new minions to experiment on.. I mean friends... new friends to play with.

Really, though: If you get that most of this was flippant humor at its most base... and think that's ok: then say hi.