Hello. Welcome to my personal (slightly) sarcastic introspective
diatribe. If you are easily offended or have no sense of humor,
please excuse yourself now. You can get a refund at the door. I
have a past relationship success rate of roughly 5%, but I'm really
trying to get better about that. Be that as it may, I've never been
into other dudes, so, I guess I'll keep going out with the ladies.
That's a far more appealing option to becoming a sherpa and moving
to the furthest mountains of Tibet. Also, I am moving to Richmond
in three weeks or so.
What I’m doing with my life
I play guitar and walk around a bunch. I just moved back to
Richmond after a long time, so I'm relearning the city. I am
currently working in the food service industry, but am planning on
beginning work on a masters in speech pathology soon.
I’m really good at
Knowing where to go to dinner. Laughing. Very loudly. Making others
laugh rather loudly. And smiling. Lots. I am also rather good at
crossword puzzles, save for Sundays... That one is always tough.
I'm a decent scrabble player and can walk for miles in the woods
with no real direction. And, my Michael McDonald impersonation is
spot on. I like to think that I'm a pretty good cook (trial by
error... 15 years ago, not so good... But, I refuse to be the
single guy that eats out all the time)
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. There is never any doubt that I am enjoying myself. My
impeccable sense of style is a close second though (wait... Tshirt
and jeans isn't impeccable... Dammit). And my expertise at writing
short, sarcastic, autobiographical blurbs online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lord of the Flies, Choke, No One Gets Out of Here Alive,
Freakanomics, The Tipping Point (the rule of 10,000 hours =
amazing); Movies: Ghostbusters, Back to the Future (I II and III),
Friday, Clerks (37... In a row?), Iron Eagle, Christmas Vacation
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, oxygen, shelter, music, family (in no particular
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a single guy. What the hell do you think I think about?
Overhauling engines, duh... (bet you were thinking sex... It's a
I think about karma alot, and how I can keep her on my side.
I think about what song would be playing at that moment in the
background if my life were a movie.
What would the name of my reality show be?
If I lived in a glass house, would it be safe to juggle?
What's for dinner?
If I'm funny enough to make money as a comedian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. It's amateur night, but, it pays the bills.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Ask away. If you don't like me for who I am, it's
ok. There are plenty of other people out there for you.
You should message me if
You like eating, drinking, laughing, or are bored and need someone
to have fun with. You should also message me if you need someone to
keep up with you. I'm a ball of energy. I need someone to keep up