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NotJohnnny

52 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
...artsy, well-rounded to a fault, masculine, visually oriented, can hold a conversation, sometimes charming, plagued by middle kid and cool kid syndrome...but perhaps not to the stereotype. Really likes goofing off and minor adventure. I can do the "life of the party" thing or hide in my room...it's just depends. Loyal, hard working, lazy.

I'm generally smart but I'm a guy so I'm dumb as well. The most honest thing said by someone else in this regard, "he might not get it the first or second time but he will eventually get it, usually pretty quick but not always."
What I’m doing with my life
Welp, I'm sorta stuck in circumstances, waiting things out a bit...slowly starting a business, and taking care of oldsters.

Meaning: I've done the "work until you're almost dead thing" (working a FT job while running a thriving business) and now I'm not, but a little smarter for it. So now I'm trying to gain the right kind of traction and set-up this time around.

Otherwise I have a couple of creative projects getting started and some business opportunities that may or may not pan out. So I play slacker when I'm not doing these.
I’m really good at
Goofing off, visual stuff, design. Food.

I'm also good at schmoozing but only when I don't care. If there's a reason or a deal on the line, not so much. Use to get assigned to entertain mucky-mucks for jobs...then I realized it was work.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Murakami, Veep, Portlandia, British TV. I like food and can cook.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're artsy, creative, fun, into fun and can enjoy yourself...or close enough.

If you're the type who thinks about running away but can't right now.

If you're a muse, that would be really nice although frankly I've never had one before, so I might be clueless.

If you're both wholesome and a bit wild. Something about that combo melts me, or makes me feel comfortable.

Otherwise, the usual sort of stuff: chemistry, spark, simpatico, all the intangibles.