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NotLowtax
28 / M / straight / Single
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 11" (1.80m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Sign_Language
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am in the backyard, burying the body, and making up an alibi.
My Self-Summary
I am a raging attention whore. When I'm not making up outright lies
about myself on the internet, I sometimes daydream about what it
might be like to be the king of Canada.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night screaming out the names of random Carebears because of childhood trauma that I endured. My doctor assures me that my new medication will fix that.
I recently took a trip to the UK where I have found employment as a british to english translator. I want to come back but airport security has told me that it was a mistake that they let me on the plane the first time and that they'd rather not repeat it by letting me fly back. My only hope is that the friendly dolphins of the atlantic will also accept favors in return for transport.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night screaming out the names of random Carebears because of childhood trauma that I endured. My doctor assures me that my new medication will fix that.
I recently took a trip to the UK where I have found employment as a british to english translator. I want to come back but airport security has told me that it was a mistake that they let me on the plane the first time and that they'd rather not repeat it by letting me fly back. My only hope is that the friendly dolphins of the atlantic will also accept favors in return for transport.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in a record store is nothing like empire records. It
involves alot more crying. But my real passion is competitive
badminton. One day I will have that trophy. One day...
I once tried to travel through time by strapping a phone booth to a delorean but the physics of the machine were way off and I simply ended up at the end of my street and on fire 30 seconds into the future.
I once tried to travel through time by strapping a phone booth to a delorean but the physics of the machine were way off and I simply ended up at the end of my street and on fire 30 seconds into the future.
I’m really good at
Mariokart. Despite never owning any nintendo systems. Sometimes
people confide in me, so I guess that means that I'm a good
listener, but I'm not usually paying attention.
If there was a norse god of facetiousness, then it would also probably be named after me.
If there was a norse god of facetiousness, then it would also probably be named after me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm human. Or at least, I hope that's what they first notice.
Though I think a third arm would be terribly useful, so if you have
a spare we should hook up. It would help if it was small though
because I'd prefer to be able to hide it under a shirt on fancy
occasions.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I can't actually read or write. Most of what you are actually
reading right now was typed up by my crack team of trained monkeys
on typewriters. I can only hope that they are writing down what I
tell them because the last time they just sat there writing about
bananas. I was not impressed.
I feed mostly off the misery of those around me. Sort of like a vampire, but not nearly as moronic and also Twilight sucks.
I feed mostly off the misery of those around me. Sort of like a vampire, but not nearly as moronic and also Twilight sucks.
The six things I could never do without
Women, computers, my skateboard, snowboard, inlines and, oh, let's
say chicken nuggets.
Wait, I changed my mind. Switch skateboard with my music. I'm not really good at skateboarding but I wanted to look cool.
I suppose I should put the internet on that list because I'd be completely unable to be a moron on the internet without it.
Wait, I changed my mind. Switch skateboard with my music. I'm not really good at skateboarding but I wanted to look cool.
I suppose I should put the internet on that list because I'd be completely unable to be a moron on the internet without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World domination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not home. I'm probably aimlessly wandering the streets in search of
a purpose in life. Or panhandling. One of the two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I secretly enjoy long walks on the beach.
You should message me if
I get a warm and fuzzy feeling when cute single girls send me
messages, so if you want to give me warm fuzzy feelings, please do
so.
