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27 M Mackinac Island, MI

My Details

Last Online
Apr 27
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am apophenic, historonic, lachestic, sesquipedilian, quixotic, and 10% real fruit juice. I can't jump very high. Everything else is over there -> or is something I will tell you if you ask.

AIM: DrJekylAndMrDawz
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My current focus is finishing college. I am working on my associates degree in Hospitality Management, but I don't know where my bachelors will lead yet exactly. After that comes success and retirement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at mowing the lawn, riding my bike through boatloads of tour-struck idiots gawking at windows and horses (I know it's mean, but it had to be said), and doing the dishes. Everything else I'm still working on. Oh, and I can do things like this:

I excel at reforming my speech
like sand castles built on the beach
with meter and time
and rhythm and rhyme
I spout poetry the sweetness of peach

If that impressed you
then just wait until you see
how hard I haiku
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet at first, respectful to acquaintances, an asshole to my friends but never a dick, flirty with the ladies, half shark, half alligator, half man, half amazing!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, Larry Niven, Simon Greene, Harry Turtledove, Brian Lumley, Jerry Pournelle, Neil Gaimon, Mary Gentle, R.L. Stine, J.K. Rowling, Robert Lynn Asprin, David Gerrold, Brian Aldiss, Chuck Palahniuk, Raymond Feist

Movies: Dune, Ferngully, The Ruling Class, American Psycho, Tank Girl, PCU, Tron, Johnny Mnemonic, Paprika, Up, Clerks 2, Death Race, Hebrew Hammer, Bubba Ho-tep, The Invention of Lying, Kung-fu Hustle, Lucky Number Slevin, 9 Dead Gay Guys, The Men who Stare at Goats, Thank You for Smoking, The Tournament,Willow, Tropic Thunder, Young Einstein, Feast, The Mechanic, Zeitgeist, Tokyo Gore Police, DaVinci Code, Thor,

Shows: Dragon Ball collection, One Piece, The Devil is a Part-Timer, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bleach, Twin Peaks, Reboot,

Music: Almost anything. Bass drops and lots of wub-wubs for bonus points.

Food: Almost anything with no dairy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends. They have managed to hold me together better than I have myself.

2. Cuddle Time! I love to cuddle!

3. My bike. That thing takes me places my car never will.

4. My ability to speak. My mouth is my church, and Father Tongue speaks straight from the heart.

5. My hands. I use them for friggin everything!

6. The self-satisfaction and perspiration that mark the end of a hard days work.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I am going to do when I am caught completely unprepared, having spent all my time preparing for everything else that could have possibly gone wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an unofficially certified basketcase, but if I could use one word to describe myself, it would be "optimistic"!

You probably can't keep up with me.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
•You like 4 or more of the following: sci-fi, bike rides, hiking, disc golf, regular golf, tomatoes, the rants of an uncertified lunatic, and/or trying to kick my ass at trivia games.

•You want to know more about me, but not too much because you could be a spy!

•You want someone to go on a run with. It's my drug of choice.