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NotSecretAgent0

36 M Palo Alto, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 17, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Entrepreneur by day. Regular person by night. Although, I guess I'm also a regular person by day, too. My name is Chris and I'll try just about anything once. Some friends challenged me to do an open mic night at a comedy club. So I did. My cousins said, Hey, let's climb a mountain. So I did. Some other friends said, Hey, let's start a company. So I did. One of my buds said, Hey, let's go to Medellin and see Roberto Escobar. So I did. Sort of.

Since moving here from Chicago I've fallen in love with the outdoors: Mountain biking, road biking, hiking, urban exploring, I've even gone surfing a few times.
(And in case you're wondering how my one-night stand as a comic went, apparently I'm not as funny as I think.)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on revolutionizing early childhood education and curing hangovers. These are the two things that take up most of my time lately. It's an odd combination that I'll have to explain later.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Revolutionizing early childhood education and curing hangovers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I can cure their hangover and tell them something interesting about early childhood education.
The second thing they notice is that I have a shiny head. Everybody asks if I wax my head or put something on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Diamond Age, Dharma Bums, Caesar, lots of non-fiction
Good Will Hunting, Meet Joe Black, 25th Hour, almost anything with Will Farrell
Coldplay, Michael Jackson, Mumford and Sons, Fun. Jay Z
Chocolate anything, healthy stuff...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The pursuit...
I think about the legend of St Christopher and how many ways this metaphor for journeying manifests in various narratives. I even noticed it in a Dr. Seuss story recently (I forget the title, but it featured a one wheeled warbler - do you know the one?) Also, speaking of journeying, I also think sometimes about Journey and how awesome I am at singing Don't Stop Believing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I have private things that I'll admit.
You should message me if
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You enjoy yoga, hiking, biking or other active engagements;
You're intelligent, ambitious and have a sense of humor;
You think that life is less about being on time than it is about being in time.