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28 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Rather not say
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), C++ (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Atlanta.
I am tall.
I was born with awesome teeth.
I lost that black hat.
I shave like everything...not so much my face.
I was the president of the Chess Club in college, and also the founder, and also it was actually junior college and kind of assimilated by the anime club because girls.
Animals and children alike adore me.
I am neither a self-absorbed egomaniac nor a misogynist despite being an only child raised by The South.
Dom in the BR. Excellent manners otherwise.
I also smell good.

If you like walls of words and have some time to kill there are several lined up for you here. I sprinkled in a few jokes to help you power through, but by all means, feel free to choose your own adventure.

Here is a good one:

I come here to remodel my profile as a sort of living journal when I forget that meeting people online is actually ridiculous.
I have the wisdom and intuition of the Toltec ancients. Got lucky there.
I used to be addicted to bouncing the continent. I lived in New Zealand a couple times.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wishing I had listened to my gut and moved to Oakland. Positively disintegrating and rebuilding outside of my comfort zone as often as necessary. I heard some real talk in a Leggo Beast track way back from this guy Howard Bloom and it has remained a solid compass to this day.

"I've been searching the gods all my life. Now I know them. They are the gods inside myself. There is a meaning to life. There are things worth believing in. There are things worth being passionate about. All of this plays a part in trying to give a positive sense of something to believe in...a positive crusade of thought, of mentation and emotion...that you can use to advance humanity tremendously, but that excises, deliberately, the god of war.

When you find the gods inside yourself, you will find the god of war...and he will be one of the most powerful passions in you. You have to freeze him in his own private hell, and make your positive gods the gods that take you over. And by the gods that take you over I mean you have to find those passions that are so much more powerful in you...than anything you've been allowed to express in your life...making those things the things that you work on...not putting off until you're 40 or 50...the things you feel passionate about at the age of 15 and 16, but going directly to those things...and trying to implement them when you're 20.

Pass go.
Forget the 200 dollars.
Go directly to park place.
And put your life there
on the line
with all the emotion and power and passion and insight in you
...and fuck the god of war."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not being a dick to other people. Supporting people's "I've seen some shit" side and celebrating their successes. Diving in to rabbit holes and out the other side. Solving the Hellraiser puzzlebox and partying with whomever shows up. Hacking through Gordian's Knot. I was kind of a hardcore Eagle Scout and can start a fire with a bottle of water (think magnifying glass) and tie a one-handed bowline among other tricksy outdoorsy kinds of things. My oldest friends tell my new friends how charming I am. What could that mean?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have resting dick face. Totally not a dick though! I got bananas with a bus driver the other day because I saw this guy with two prosthetic legs loping downhill to catch this departing bus, and he looked like his life depended on it, so the infallibility of the human spirit compelled me to help, but when I ran to ask the driver to wait for this guy he looked at me like I just asked him for a dollar and closed the door while peeling out. I chased it down again at the end of the block and started banging on the door and screaming "FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS GUY IS DISABLED AND I'M TRYING TO FUCKING HELP!" He let the guy catch up and shrugged at me with a look like, "sorry bro...your face."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't find this kind of online profile section that effective any more. The spread of information and media across the world has all but guaranteed that we all like Game of Thrones or Kurt Vonnegut or Tool or sushi or some other handful of mutually qualified piles of entertainment, unless you watch a LOT of reality television. That must really blow.

Do you know what Occam's Razor is? How about Sturgeon's Law? How do you feel about what you _least_ prefer, and how important is it for you to avoid differences? An open mind is all we really need to relate and forge relationships, not a highly compatible collection of DVDs. For fuck's sake, I pray to Zeus that you have some compelling shit to share that I haven't seen or heard or read or eaten or FELT before because I am quite positive that is how love is made, my friend.

I dated a girl for five years that liked Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck when I met her, then John Stewart and Stephen Colbert by the time we parted ways, and I got the Dresden Dolls and Neil Gaiman out of it. Fine trade.

I play a few instruments and have recently been digging Balkan, Middle Eastern, and Turkish music. American culture is stalling out, and I promise you I wish it were not. It's the elephant in the room. Paris is burning. The inspiration and passion that drew first upon the abject misery of slavery and then the troubles of discrimination and counter-cultural alienation have dried up here. It is the bittersweet victory of comfort and progress. I can't exactly feel at ease seeking out the results of a foreign suffering, but I'm convinced the only real art being made right now is half a world a way in places where lives are set on fire every day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what day it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I invented BitCoins, and I have beard envy. All the ladies love a robust beard, and I did not at all actually invent BitCoins.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–80
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are into the whole sapiosexual thing...or have a hot body...or a wicked sense of humor...or a super sweet unassuming kind of nature...or can heal people with song...or speak five languages...or can beat me at chess...or have really strong eyebrow game. Two sticks are enough to make a fire.