I am tall.
I was born with awesome teeth.
I lost that black hat.
I shave like everything...not so much my face.
I was the president of the Chess Club in college, and also the founder, and also it was actually junior college and kind of assimilated by the anime club because girls.
Animals and children alike adore me.
I am neither a self-absorbed egomaniac nor a misogynist despite being an only child raised by The South.
Dom in the BR. Excellent manners otherwise.
I also smell good.
If you like walls of words and have some time to kill there are several lined up for you here. I sprinkled in a few jokes to help you power through, but by all means, feel free to choose your own adventure.
Here is a good one:
I come here to constantly remodel my profile as a sort of living journal when I forget that meeting people online is actually ridiculous.
I have the wisdom and intuition of the Toltec ancients. Got lucky there.
I used to be addicted to bouncing the continent. I lived in New Zealand a couple times.