* I checked off C++ in the list of languages that I know. That's not entirely true. I'm very comfortable with C but not very comfortable with C++. I'm more interested in using Ocaml and it's functional cousins than I am in slogging through really learning C++. So in the very unlikely event that you are specifically searching for a fluent C++ speaker you might want to look elsewhere.
I am puzzled, private, and non-alliterative