I have never been good at writing/talking about myself. It feels as though I am trying to sell myself so that you will talk to me, which I suppose is the point of this website, but I still do not like it. Read the rest of the profile, if you are so inclined, and message me if you like what you read.

A few things you should know:

-I am sarcastic to a fault

-I can probably do more irish car bombs than you

-I'm pale...deal with it.

-There isn't a book I won't read and a movie I won't watch

-I have a laugh that will probably embarrass you

-I do not want to talk on the phone with you

-I am a cynic with a soft side

-I hate it when I see that someone interesting has looked at my profile, or if the same person has looked at my profile several times, but they don't send me a message

-I love writing lists with bullets

What I'm doing with my life? I don't like this question...I'm doing lots of stuff with my life. If you really want to know, ask me.

Writing awkward comments on an online profile because I am not sure what to put. Other than that, I am good at making people laugh, having a good time, listening, and sharing my opinion. The thing I am most proud of being good at is my Bill Cosby impression...seriously, it is unbeatable.

The huge tumor growing on the side of my face that contains the remains of my twin sister. My parents never could bring themselves to remove it. Thanks for nothing.

(A) I love to read so the list is far too long, however, here are a few: The Outsiders, This Much I Know Is True, The Giver, Harry Potter Series, Sex, Drugs & Coco Puffs, I mainly read non-fiction books on the topics of, but not limited to, feminism, history, politics, human rights, religion, etc. etc.

(B) I love to watch movies so the list is far too long, however, here are a few: Amadeus, The Outsiders, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Chasing Amy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Empire Records, etc. etc.

(C) I love to listen to music so the list is far too long, however, here are a few: Ani DiFranco, John Lennon, The Shins, Willie Nelson, Rilo Kiley, Girl In A Coma, Pink Floyd, etc. etc. I love going to live shows.

(D) I love food so the list is far to long, however, here are a few: Veggie Burgers from Central Market or Alamo Drafthouse, Chicken Tacos from Trudys, Anything from Magnolia Cafe. Anything involving black beans, fresh fruit, etc. etc.

Instead of putting the usual list, family, friends, oxygen, etc...I am going to list 6 websites that I enjoy looking at while I'm bored at work. Enjoy! :)

www.postsecret.com, www.overheardinnewyork.com, www.cryingwhileeating.com/, www.wikipedia.com, http://rawstory.com/, and www.myspace.com/courtcouch

I spend a lot of time thinking about how I think too much. Am I the only one that gets a little overwhelmed sometimes?

Depends on my mood...

-I am either seeing a movie (preferably at Alamo Drafthouse) either with friends or by myself

-Going to see a live show either with friends or by myself

-Staying home to watch movies or have a game night with friends or by myself

-Going to a comedy show with friends or by myself

-Hanging out with/partying with friends or...ok, I usually don't do this one by myself but you get the idea

-Going downtown to hang out with friends at a bar that has cheap drinks and no cover

-Or sitting outside somewhere and people watching (one of my favorite things to do.)

I used to be a hooker in Thailand but I ran away to the United States and now I have people all over the world trying to find me so I am attempting to create a new identity and life for myself here in Austin. Is that too private?

-You have a beard

-You like "big" girls

-You know how to have a real conversation.

-You don't take yourself too seriously.