NotVoldemort
25 London, UK
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My self-summary
My name is Tom. I have an affinity for snakes. I'm also not Lord Voldemort.

OKC keeps removing my pictures for some reason. Something about "frightening." That's just insulting to my face, which I have been told (by my pet snake) is quite comely.
What I’m doing with my life
Totally not killing muggles.
I’m really good at
Being nice to muggles. Walking around London without people staring at my face. I'm a bit famous, you see.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have an interesting nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like those books that tell me about really old, dark magi- uh, Perks of Being a Wallflower.
The six things I could never do without
My wand, my snake, my servan- friends, robes, unicorn blood, Chex mix.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I hate kids with glasses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not killing muggles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got seven, um, brothers. We're all twins. Kind of.
You should message me if
you enjoy killing mug- skiing.
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