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36 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:31am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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If you spend time with me, you will laugh. It might be with me, it could be AT me, but I assure you, you will laugh.

Born in New Jersey and raised (mostly) in the San Francisco East Bay Area, I'm 100% Italian-American, and I've been around LA for most of my adult life (save for 3 years back East for law school), and I do love life here.

My name is not Joe. How's that for a misleading username?
What I’m doing with my life
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In terms of work, I'm an entertainment attorney/executive. I negotiate television deals and draft employment agreements for writers and actors and other artists/companies with various talents and interests, which I enjoy.

I'm also learning to surf, making time to travel more, and putting together a bucket list (though I have no plans of kicking that bucket anytime soon).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making sarcastic comments at inopportune moments. And pub trivia (though I haven't played in a while, so I'm probably off my game).

I can usually make people feel at ease, and I'm often told that I can articulate my feelings better than most guys can.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told I have warm and friendly "amber" eyes. That said, if I haven't gotten a haircut in a while, it's hard not to notice my Italian 'fro (see photo).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Less Than Zero, Taking Rights Seriously, Brave New World, Freakonomics, The Tipping Point, Sleepwalk with Me.

Movies: Risky Business, Casablanca, The Last American Virgin, It's a Wonderful Life, Shaun of the Dead, Rocky, Superbad, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Karate Kid, The Game, Donnie Darko, L.A. Confidential, Raising Arizona, Say Anything, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Mulholland Dr.

Shows: Modern Family, Rescue Me, Archer, Friday Night Lights, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, I Love Lucy, Three's Company, The Wonder Years, Freaks and Geeks.

Music: The Cars, Guns N' Roses, Jackson Browne, The Velvet Underground, Sam Cooke, Elvis Costello, Van Halen, Weezer, The Who.

Food: Italian, sushi, Five Guys Burgers (maybe even better than In-N-Out Burger!), and anything made with chocolate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family.
2. My friends.
3. My BlackBerry (though I sometimes dream of drowning it). [Update: I recently switched over to an iPhone, and while the transition period was challenging, I am now hooked.]
4. My Tempur-Pedic bed (yes, it's that amazing).
5. My television (so bright and beautiful!).
6. My peace of mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. I'm very much a proactive "planner," so it's hard for me not to think about the future. I don't worry about it, though, I just envision it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner, a movie, drinks with friends, and occasionally a more exciting night out on the town (I tend to save those for Saturday).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Okay, here goes... I like Rick Springfield ("Jessie's Girl") more than any straight man should ever admit to women on a dating website.
You should message me if
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If you like what you've seen/read -- or if you've received a message from me! -- you should definitely drop me a line. Either way, I look forward to hearing from you...