Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Michael. I'm 24 years old and I live close to
Portland; I've been here my entire life. I'm an INFP, for those
that care. I enjoy craft beer and terrible puns.
Let's catch a show.
Let's talk shit about things we don't like.
Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time in a stable job and I live by myself. I'm taking
the next year or so to focus on my job, but more importantly to
focus on myself. I'm investing a lot of time into my interests and
hobbies these days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read often enough to write anything worthwhile
Movies: Pretty much anything with a little thought and talent put
into it. I'm a fan of foreign, fantasy, and revenge films. It's
rare that I'm not entertained by a movie.
Shows: Twin Peaks, The X-Files, and Rick & Morty are my
favorite three shows. I've been watching tons of Mr. Show these
days. I also enjoy The Eric Andre Show a lot. Anything absurd,
criminal/detective shows, or cartoons.
Music: Lately it's been a lot of screamo from the 90's-00's, but I
enjoy a lot of post-hardcore, noise rock, punk, and post-rock.
Pretty much everything from harsh noise to minimal ambient.
Food: Lately I've been only eating vegan foods, which pigeonholes
me into a lot of Mediterranean, Mexican, and Asian cuisine. This is
perfectly fine by me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fuck this section part two: electric boogaloo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How I'll never be a ronin
-Why I end up in empty beds with all my clothes on
-Who I've wronged in past lives
-Why karmic retribution seems to happen to me after I've spent all
of my money
-Where I'll be in 250 years
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking two beers and getting sick
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you think hiking is bullshit.
-If you'd rather thrash than dance.
-If you want to have a healthy conversation.
-If you have the courage to; I'm seriously not intimidating at all.
Who are you looking for?
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