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Not_Alexander

24 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Michael. I'm 24 years old and I live close to Portland; I've been here my entire life. I'm an INFP, for those that care. I enjoy craft beer and terrible puns.
Let's catch a show.
Let's talk shit about things we don't like.
Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time in a stable job and I live by myself. I'm taking the next year or so to focus on my job, but more importantly to focus on myself. I'm investing a lot of time into my interests and hobbies these days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fuck this section
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read often enough to write anything worthwhile here.

Movies: Pretty much anything with a little thought and talent put into it. I'm a fan of foreign, fantasy, and revenge films. It's rare that I'm not entertained by a movie.

Shows: Twin Peaks, The X-Files, and Rick & Morty are my favorite three shows. I've been watching tons of Mr. Show these days. I also enjoy The Eric Andre Show a lot. Anything absurd, criminal/detective shows, or cartoons.

Music: Lately it's been a lot of screamo from the 90's-00's, but I enjoy a lot of post-hardcore, noise rock, punk, and post-rock. Pretty much everything from harsh noise to minimal ambient.

Food: Lately I've been only eating vegan foods, which pigeonholes me into a lot of Mediterranean, Mexican, and Asian cuisine. This is perfectly fine by me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fuck this section part two: electric boogaloo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How I'll never be a ronin
-Why I end up in empty beds with all my clothes on
-Who I've wronged in past lives
-Why karmic retribution seems to happen to me after I've spent all of my money
-Where I'll be in 250 years
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking two beers and getting sick
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a ghost.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-If you think hiking is bullshit.
-If you'd rather thrash than dance.
-If you want to have a healthy conversation.
-If you have the courage to; I'm seriously not intimidating at all.