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Not_Alexander

24 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Michael.

-24
-INFP
-Northwest local forever
-Libra
-Deadbeat cat dad
-Vegan
-It's my life, don't you forget
-Giles is my spirit animal
-Stuck in the inescapable drunk/hungover continuum...
-┐(´-`)┌
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time in a shitty random schedule, and try to have as much fun outside of that. I go to shows, I play bass, I work on my music collection, I skate a little bit; I keep busy. I used to be a nerd so I play a few tabletop RPG's, video games, and mess with computers to round out my schedule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Twin Peaks, The X-Files, True Detective, Orange is The New Black, Party Down, Rick & Morty, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. I don't watch a lot of TV and I'm not current on anything HBO/Showtime/AMC. I'm currently working my way through Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel.

Music: A little smattering of everything, but I find myself listening to hardcore, powerviolence, and post-anything the most. If you describe everything with screamed vocals as "screamo" I'll probably be offended. I also really enjoy the local punk scene.

Food: I'm vegan, so I eat a lot of Mexican, Asian, and Mediterranean stuff these days. I can't cook too well, but I get by.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-shows to go to
-good beer
-Yerba mate
-vegan cheesesteaks
-my two cats, even though it's a love/hate relationship
-black clothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boys
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either at work, on a patio with a drink, near the pit at a show, or on the couch with my cats.
You should message me if
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If you're legitimately down to hang out and get a drink, let's send a few messages and see if our interests align.