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Not_Alexander

24 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Michael. I like craft beer and awful puns. I'm an INFP, I work for a living, and I love music. I'm kind of shy, quiet, and reserved. And... I'm not sure where else to go with this so yeah ┐(´-`)┌

Being 24 and single rules, but only kind of, hence my need to be on this site. I'm here to make friends and meet people to go drinking or to shows with, and if you're daring enough maybe we can do both. If this intrigues you, let's chat and talk shit about things you hate.

Not into that whole one night stand shit; not interested in having a relationship unless it's with someone I mesh incredibly well with, and have spent plenty of time with.

I'll probably "like" you and won't do a thing about it. Sorry. Nerves.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working full time in an excellent job and I'm living on my own. My career has hit a point where I make enough to fund all the hobbies I have, so I spend most of my free time doing things I love to do, or things I haven't done in years. I play bass guitar, I skate a little bit, I go to concerts, I love video games, and I used to play a lot of tabletop RPG's. I know this sounds pretty vague, but I value talking more than I value describing myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being modest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I don't read often enough to write anything worthwhile here. I try to read short stories when I get the itch to pick up a book.

Movies: Pretty much anything with a little thought and talent put into it. I'm a fan of foreign, fantasy, and revenge films.

Shows: Twin Peaks, The X-Files, True Detective, Orange is The New Black, Party Down, and Rick & Morty. I don't watch a lot of TV, but detective shows are great.

Music: Lately I've been listening to a lot of noise, powerviolence, post-hardcore and experimental music. Things in the vein of Big Black, Tim Hecker, Ceremony, Men's Recovery Project, Full of Hell, Lightning Bolt, At The Drive-In, Chelsea Wolfe, Grouper, Unwound, Lowercase, Pissed Jeans, Shellac, Melvins, Prurient, Weekend Nachos, The National, Cursed, Band of Horses, and The Jesus Lizard. I'm also really into the Portland punk scene so if you want to go to a show, I'm down.

http://www.last.fm/user/TheMurkGnome

Food: I'm vegan at the moment, so I eat a lot of Mexican, Asian, and Mediterranean stuff these days. I can't cook too well but I get by.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-shows to go to
-good beer
-conversation
-vegan cheesesteaks
-my two cats, even though it's a love/hate relationship
-black clothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How I'll never be a ronin
-Who I've wronged in past lives
-Where I'll be in 250 years
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical 20-something's stuff. I'm usually at a show, watching Netflix, hanging out with some good buddies, or chilling at home with the cats.
You should message me if
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You want, really. I feel like I'm pretty chill. No pressure. If you want to chat for a minute and see if our interests align, send me a message.