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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:21pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Michael.
-Full time worker
-Amateur musician
-It's my life, don't you forget
-Not sporty or too outdoorsy
-Closet nerd
-Mostly water, yet still flammable
Let's hang out sometime!
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time in a random schedule, and try to have as much fun outside of that. I go to shows, I play bass, I work on my music collection, I skate a little bit; I keep busy. I used to be a nerd so I play a few tabletop RPG's, video games, and mess with computers to round out my schedule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Can you repeat the question I wasn't listening
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm currently reading a Phillip K Dick novel. I don't read that often. I'm trying to change that.

Shows: Twin Peaks, The X-Files, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Party Down, Rick & Morty, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Look Around You, and The Mighty Boosh.

Music: A little smattering of everything, but I find myself listening to hardcore, no wave, noise rock, powerviolence, and post-anything the most. "Screamo" used as a blanket term for anything with shouted vocals triggers me.

Lately I've been listening to a lot of Andrew Jackson Jihad, Fugazi, No Trend, Drug Church/Self Defense Family, Code Orange Kids, Ceremony, Hoax, Total Abuse, Infest, Cat Power, and Men's Recovery Project.

Food: I'm vegan, so I eat a lot of Mexican, Asian, and Mediterranean stuff these days. I can't cook too well, but I get by.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-shows to go to
-good beer
-Yerba mate
-vegan cheesesteaks
-black clothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either at work, on a patio with a drink, near the pit at a show, or in my bedroom trying to fumble my way through a video game.
You should message me if
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-you want to go people-watching and be catty
-you don't want to go to a show alone
-you want to chat about music
-you can hold a conversation

If you're legitimately down to get a drink, let's send a few messages and see if our interests align. I feel like I'm a pretty chill, no bullshit kind of person so let's just hang out sometime.