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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:14pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Michael.
-amateur bass player
-amateur guy who skateboards
-taker of naps
-burner of bridges
-temporary cat father
-full time employee
-agnostic atheist
-painfully optimistic and naïve to a fault

Let's get a beer. Let's talk shit about people you don't like. Let's be friends; that's why I'm on this site.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working full time in an excellent job and I'm living on my own. My career has hit a point where I make enough to fund all the hobbies I have, so I spend most of my free time doing things I love to do, or things I haven't done in years. I just started skateboarding again after a near-decade hiatus, so I'm really jazzed on that. I started playing bass guitar in February which is a blast as well. I used to be a huge nerd, but I'm trying to break out of that box. I've played my fair share of video games and pen-and-paper RPG's.

I don't really know what I'm doing with my life, but I'm happy, so it must be working, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I don't read often enough to write anything worthwhile here. I try to read short stories when I get the itch to pick up a book.

Movies: Pretty much anything with a little thought and talent put into it. I'm a fan of foreign, fantasy, and revenge films. It's rare that I'm not entertained by a movie, but if you ask me if I've seen anything, chances are I haven't. The amount of movies I haven't watched is shameful.

Shows: Twin Peaks, The X-Files, and Rick & Morty are my favorite three shows. I've been watching tons of Mr. Show these days. I also enjoy The Eric Andre Show a lot. Anything absurd, criminal/detective shows, or cartoons. I skipped Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead.

Music: Lately I've been listening to a lot of noise, doom folk, post-hardcore and experimental music. To name drop, things in the vein of Big Black, Tim Hecker, Ceremony, Men's Recovery Project, Full of Hell, Lightning Bolt, At The Drive-In, Chelsea Wolf, Grouper, Unwound, and The Jesus Lizard.

Food: Lately I've been only eating vegan foods, which pigeonholes me into a lot of Mediterranean, Mexican, and Asian cuisine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How I'll never be a ronin
-Why I end up in empty beds with all my clothes on
-Who I've wronged in past lives
-Why karmic retribution seems to happen to me after I've spent all of my money
-Where I'll be in 250 years
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a deadbeat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of bees.
You should message me if
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-You want to have a conversation about your day
-You realize just exactly how small you are and how little you matter
-You want to talk about cute boys
-You want to go to a punk show and do punk things