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Not_Jeff

28 / M / Straight / Single

Elgin, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:54pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I love information. I always try and keep up with whats happening in the world. I love tech, science, education, politics, crackpot theories, and wild speculation. I believe that a well timed punchline is the best medicine, and I love to laugh, and to make others laugh (or at least smile).

I work as a designer and photographer and I've had the chance to work with some really cool and beautiful cars and really enjoy what I do. I was a carpenter for almost 15 years and the happiest day of my life so far was when I quit.

Bill Nye is my homeboy.
What I’m doing with my life
I wake up, I go to work, I come home, I walk my dog. Taking it day by day and trying not to do anything too stupid.

I have a long commute to the middle-of-nowhere Wisconsin every day, but I'm working my way up the office chain and gettin' paid son.
I’m really good at
Lots of things.

When I learn a new recipe I can cook the shit out of it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm incredibly sarcastic and have really soft hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
American Gods was pretty good, anything that can blend history with a good narrative is right up my alley. Cherie Priest is doing a good job of that currently.

Fringe, New Girl, Arrested Development, Castle, and Game of Thrones, Dr. Who, Homeland, DIY shows (to laugh at the poor homeowners). Did you know that Vanilla Ice has his own home remodeling show? It's really bad.

My favorite movie alternates between Lucky # Sleven, The Big Lebowski, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang depending on how long it's been since the last time I watched one of them was.

I'll listen to literally anything at least once. It would be a disservice to list what I like, because it would either be way too long or I'd have to leave out too much.

I like most foods, but no matter how hard I try I just haven't been able to get behind sushi.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Paying the bills and trying to figure out the exact moment in human history where we went wrong and the fallout that occurred, leading to Snooki becoming a best-selling author.

The fact that within my lifetime, the Dead Sea will probably dry up and vanish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out catching a movie, a drink or two with friends, staying in and reading a book, or catching up on news from around the world. Sometimes it's nice to hunker down and watch a shitload of TED Talks, it all depends on how the week goes.

If there's a local concert or stand-up act I try my best to make it out there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I had to do it all over again I'd be an English teacher with patches on my elbows.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
I guess if you're curious or brave enough to talk to complete strangers on the internet.