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Blue_Darknut

36 M Lenexa, KS

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Comedy is really my driving focus. From the media I consume to my own inner monologue, I constantly looking for a laugh out of almost everything. I prefer dark/black humor, especially deadpanned. Memorizing canned jokes isn't really my thing; relying on wit is more fun!

Board, video, dice and novelty card games are my primary means of entertainment. I also love seeing movies in the theater, especially in 3d.

Working a lot of tech support jobs over the years, I've become oriented around problem solving and don't like giving up when presented with one.

Finally, I'm very low maintenance. Sources of unnecessary drama, especially guilt trips, are a major pet peeve. I am quite straightforward and communicative with my feelings, good or bad, and I prefer the same in return.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've hopped around through some IT support jobs, and
I've recently moved on to a development position. I am quite happy I have moved into this career field and eventually I would like to create some phone game that sucks people in (and their donations!).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mathematics, logic, grammar, Nintendo
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorites include Al Franken, Vampire Hunter D, Hitchhiker's trilogy, Harry Potter Series, LoTR, Our Dumb World, Stephen Colbert, Zombie Survival guide and World War Z.

I have a decent collection of DVDs that seem obsolete now that I have a blueray player (ps3). :( My favorites are usually comedies such as Idiocracy and the Venture Brother's seasons. Just a few others off the top: the Alien and Predator series (not AVP though), Fight Club, Amelie, Serenity, the first Matrix, Star Wars (4, 5 and 6), District 9, Stepbrothers, Old School, etc. I tend to base my desire to see a movie in the theater by its rating on Rotten Tomatoes, or at least set my expectations.

As far as television goes, Adult swim typically has my favorite line up (although I've never been a fan of "King of the Hill", I can tolerate it), along with the new Futurama and Stewart/Colbert. Seen quite a few documentaries and science shows on Netflix, along with plenty of comedy. The IT Crowd, Snuff Box, Bob's Burgers, and Archer, to name a few.

I like music a lot, but it is not a central focus of my life. Pandora is my principle source of music. I have it on my phone, and typically listen to it in my car when nothing interesting is on NPR. Among my favorites are NIN, Puscifer, Tool, Cake, Ben Folds, Soul Coughing, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, The Faint, Beck, Oghr, Brad Sucks, just to name a few. You can check out my station at:
http://www.pandora.com/people/xanolithogrania

I am a bit of a picky eater, but I am willing to try new things. I'm not a big fan of a lot of cheeses. This tends to preclude a lot of options. I am a big fan of sushi (especially nigiri), and pizza (unfortunately). I love to grill and have lost arm hair only a couple times.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet. I cannot overstate this enough. I love having so much information available to me so easily, especially since my memory sucks. I am constantly looking up things I don't know.
Coming in after that, in no particular order: Running water, transportation, shelter, A/C at said shelter, humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, current events in the news and how to meet more people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am back on a Monday-Friday schedule after a couple years of weekends/nights/overnights. Still getting used to it and haven't gotten out much on Friday yet!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Mario Kart alarm clock and a bullet bill T-shirt.