Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a native Californian and moved to the area last year. Looking
for a lady to explore what Utah has to offer.
I do have a son who also happens to be super cool. He is a huge
part of my life and the reason why I moved to SLC. So, you would
have to be cool with kids too.
Just like many here, I am more looking for a person I can have a
meaningful and lasting relationship with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am at a small internet based start-up. Things are super
busy but it is great to watch it grow so fast. I really do not miss
the grind of working at one of the biggest financial firms. I have
more creative freedom and a better work/life balance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a full head of hair. I won't give away all my secrets on how
I do it, but it involves willpower and a LOT of Tabasco sauce.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is very red but my hair is boring brown. They used to be
the same color, but that was before the accident
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a huge fan of books that have interesting plots and great
character development. I have read the Game of Thrones books twice
now and love the exploration of good v. evil and how no one in the
real world really fits into either category (this is a sharp
contrast to a certain book I used to think was SUPER
This exploration of the human condition is also what I love to see
in movies. Movies are more than entertainment to me, I want to
watch movies that mean something and have something to say. But of
course I also love movies that are just plain fun as well.
Just as with movies, the same thing applies to TV shows. But in
general I really enjoy the more recent well made shows like
Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Sherlock,
Homeland, and Walking Dead (but not the 2nd season).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Socks - Never leave home without them
Sandwiches - pure deliciousness
Water - how else would I brush my teeth?
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle - pretty self-explanatory
Haribo gummy bears - Throw them in the freezer for extra
I think that was six things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I can do to improve the lives of people around me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of
shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find
the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are an awesome lady, I think you should say hi, especially
if all my unnecessary commas throughout this profile did not make
you rage. If you are just looking for sex, I am mediocre at best.
But it will be the most mediocre 30 seconds of your life
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