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Not_a_Hillbilly

32 M Salt Lake City, UT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English, German

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a native Californian and moved to the area last year. Looking for an easy-going drama-free lady to explore what Utah has to offer.

I do have a son who also happens to be super cool. He is a huge part of my life and the reason why I moved to SLC. So, you would have to be cool with kids too.

I have a great job, own my car and home and am looking for someone who has their act together. Just like many here, I am more looking for a person I can have a meaningful and lasting relationship with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am at a small internet based start-up. Things are super busy but it is great to watch it grow so fast. I really do not miss the grind of working at one of the biggest financial firms. I have more creative freedom and a better work/life balance.

On a more metaphysical level, I am enjoying a new life free from arbitrary dogmatic restrictions and it is awesome
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a full head of hair. I won't give away all my secrets on how I do it, but it involves willpower and a LOT of Tabasco sauce.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is very red but my hair is boring brown. They used to be the same color, but that was before the accident
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a huge fan of books that have interesting plots and great character development. I have read the Game of Thrones books twice now and love the exploration of good v. evil and how no one in the real world really fits into either category (this is a sharp contrast to a certain book I used to think was SUPER important).

This exploration of the human condition is also what I love to see in movies. Movies are more than entertainment to me, I want to watch movies that mean something and have something to say. But of course I also love movies that are just plain fun as well.

Just as with movies, the same thing applies to TV shows. But in general I really enjoy the more recent well made shows like Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Sherlock, Homeland, and Walking Dead (but not the 2nd season).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Socks - Never leave home without them
Sandwiches - pure deliciousness
Water - how else would I brush my teeth?
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle - pretty self-explanatory
Haribo gummy bears - Throw them in the freezer for extra deliciousness
I think that was six things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I can do to improve the lives of people around me
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
;)
You should message me if
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If you are an awesome lady, I think you should say hi, especially if all my unnecessary commas throughout this profile did not make you rage.