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Not_a_Murderer

32 M Bristol, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello other losers, my name's Chris. Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a practicing artist, mainly photography based, and spend my time scouring the country for interesting faces. As I also enjoy eating food and sleeping indoors I ocasionally need to work, which I grudgingly do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
art. Even if I do say so myself. I hope so as I'm not much good at anything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Glamorama by Brett Easton Ellis. Music: Bowie, Cohen, Cave, Prince and more. Food: Anything from the food groups 'chocolatey', and 'tasty'.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
" Without the natural resources Chris needs to survive, this noble creature shall perish"- Robert Redford.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what it would be like if there was literally nothing. No universe, not even air. It makes my head feel strange. If I'm in large ornate buildings I'll look at the ceiling and think about how long I could cling to the fixings/masonry before falling. I suspect everyone does.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either filled with misanthropic contempt for the boozy morons filling the streets, or alcohol induced good will to all men and women.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is a contradiction in terms.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you want to hear more of this sh*t...