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Not_a_Murderer

32 M Bristol, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:25pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hello other losers, my name's Chris. Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a practicing artist, mainly photography based, and spend my time scouring the country for interesting faces. As I also enjoy eating food and sleeping indoors I ocasionally need to work, which I grudgingly do.
I’m really good at
art. Even if I do say so myself. I hope so as I'm not much good at anything else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Glamorama by Brett Easton Ellis. Music: Bowie, Cohen, Cave, Prince and more. Food: Anything from the food groups 'chocolatey', and 'tasty'.
The six things I could never do without
" Without the natural resources Chris needs to survive, this noble creature shall perish"- Robert Redford.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what it would be like if there was literally nothing. No universe, not even air. It makes my head feel strange. If I'm in large ornate buildings I'll look at the ceiling and think about how long I could cling to the fixings/masonry before falling. I suspect everyone does.
On a typical Friday night I am
either filled with misanthropic contempt for the boozy morons filling the streets, or alcohol induced good will to all men and women.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is a contradiction in terms.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to hear more of this sh*t...